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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I had 16You are going to Bristol. Were you not to drink cider, Jeff would cry
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 12:57,
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+ to a venue that specialises in cider.Drink cider 'swipe
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:00,
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it's strong and sweet and ridiculously high in caloriesand it smells like my bedshitting ex, the strongbow king.
i think i'll stick to vodka...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:04,
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Not all cider is like Strongbowbut yes, cider is horrible.
I could recommend some ales from Bristol, but I suspect you won't want that either.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:09,
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er.... no, not an ale fanbut you could list them anyway. jeff will doubtless love you for it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:14,
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it's even more shit when the pissed-up cunt spills it all over your carand it reeks like a dead apple tree for the next month
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:13,
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That sound like one of those Magic Tree Air fresher.
'Hint of wino'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:19,
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"now with added vomit for that 3 day old reek"(
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