i like making kids cry
i mean you tell them there are peado monsters under the bed and they cry all night, can't take a joke or what
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:03, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

*something about quentin being too ugly a child to get molested by a paedo monster*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:04, Reply)

i was voted most handsome at italy comp
(more lies)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:05, Reply)

you voted for yourself didn't you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:07, Reply)

in a fictional competition at a fictional school?
yes, of course
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:08, Reply)

ladies and gentlemen of the internet jury (best of all teh juries)
exhibit A in the case of boyce-v-oftiweak.

oftiweak does indeed invent people. in this case an ENTIRE SCHOOL.

this court sentences him to a 10 year internet banning. and no porn.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Oh dear, it's back to the bra section of the Grattons catalogue for our Quento.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:13, Reply)

unless he has an "argos" catalogue
he could probably get a glimpse of frosted side-boob in the shower screen section
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:14, Reply)

ah. best of all the side-boobs

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)

it could be a bloke in there for all you know!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)

moobs FTW*
*for the wank
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)