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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Do you think that me adding'Fat chicks need not apply' is going to be a good closing statement?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:34,
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latest was 13 years ago)
You're marrried.And anyway, Gonz has 'first dibs' on you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:41,
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He won't wait forever.But it's nice to be wanted.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:47,
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You think Mr B3th will be one of those who lingers on and on?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:52,
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Not to hear him talk.You'd think he wasn't going to see another xmas.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:02,
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This is rubbish b3th.Under 'appearance' I get to choose from 'average' 'attractive' or 'very attractive'
Why isn't there an option for 'face like a bag of spanners'?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:48,
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Do you get to quantify it?"My mum says I'm very attractive..."
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:50,
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So far, the only possitive I've been able to put inThat doesn't make me sound like a west country Amy Winehouse is 'dead good at beating mongs at Crazy Golf'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:52,
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Speaking of mongsI've discovered football on teh telly. This has made me do a happy.
Even if it is only a shit Welsh team against a shit London team. At least I don't have to look at Adrian Chiles' smug fat face.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:56,
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I'm watching the North East derby.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:58,
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It's precisely this sort of shit that keeps me and Mrs Upinblue together/an old romantic at heart
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:57,
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All I want to put in is'Fit bird required. Apply to this address. Even if you're not that fit, feel free to apply. Especially if you've got nice tits'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:59,
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Pure poetry.I don't know any birds who wouldn't jump at an offer like that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:04,
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Oddly.My profile has been rejected.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:19,
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I hadn't uploaded a photo by that point.Annoyingly, it's a generic 'your profile has been rejected' message, rather than anything specific.
But start as you mean to go on, rejected by the website before I get rejected by the other users.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:26,
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Are you talking about a serious profile?I mean, you didn't add in any of the stuff about fat chicks?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:28,
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What's wrong with saying 'no fat chicks?'The site allows you to choose your preferred skin colour of any potential partner.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:29,
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Do you think that site will include a crazy golf section?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:45,
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It'll be an automatic language filterSubstitute "breasts" for "tits" and you'll be away.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:29,
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Cheers Tangled.I might swap the word clunge for clopper as well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:32,
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Best to be on the safe side(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:33,
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It would certainly save a lot of upset later on(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:35,
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Put it in capitals so there is no ambiguity:NO FAT CHIX!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:36,
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Thanks Tangled.I need help at this difficult time.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:41,
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