United Fan = Wanker
Glad to have cleared that up for you.

Also, in fairness, most of them are only travelling from North London.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:31, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This could be broadened a little to make things easier to understand:
United Football
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Not all of us
But many, yes.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:41, Reply)

i get really irritated that EVERYONE has to stand at away games
just because some cunts want to stand. i mean, what about those of us who want to totter to tottenham in high heels, ffs? honestly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)

People who don't stand/don't want to stand at away games shouldn't go to be honest.
It's the done thing for every team I can think of.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:44, Reply)

BUT if you go with a hot boy
you should be able to wear heels. it's the LAW.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Fucking hell, that's the stupidest thing anyone has said in quite a long time.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)

it's flippant, as you know full well!
in fact, i have special sparkly red trainers that i wear for united games.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Haha, oh god, that's even worse!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Oh yes of course, totally.
I wouldn't go out with a girl without wearing my finest footwear, although it depends where we're going as no girl is worth me ruining some of my nicer suede shoes.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:52, Reply)

based on that last bit...
... girl boy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)