Oh Rachelswipe.
You've gone down in my estimation. I mean, you're a professional, you're articulate and witty yet you like football.
I am disappointed.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:44, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

very occasionally i like to go to the london united games
and i like to watch england.

but that's it. i wouldn't say i "like football".

your other comments are all very accurate, however.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:45, Reply)

hello Swipe.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Out of interest, assuming you were in the away end.
How the hell do you get tickets?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:53, Reply)

she clicks her red sparkly shoes together three times.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:54, Reply)

gayest football shoes ever

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:55, Reply)

my dad and bro have exec season tickets at old trafford
so get priority in the ballots. it's not guaranteed, but we get tickets 99% of the time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:55, Reply)

You jammy git.
That's the good thing about supporting Fulham, we're shit so tickets are always available. Even when they're not and they sell out straight away (which they are quite regularly these days cos we're less shit) I'm well in the loop so someone always sorts me out. Case in point last weekend.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)

i know, v spoiled
i swear we only moved to cheshire so my dad could stalk and befriend fergie. i like the fulham ground, like chelsea i can walk from mine. i think all united london matches should be played at one of those two grounds. tottenham was a pain in the ARSE to get to/from.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:01, Reply)

It's the worst ground in London to get to.
Actually West Ham might run them close, but either way they're both in beyond disgusting areas. At least for Arsenal you can drink on Caledonian Road and then walk to the ground, Spurs is a proper "get in and then get the fuck out" job.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:04, Reply)

we thought we'd have a cup of tea and a diet coke after the game
could we find one place we wanted to stop at?

also, how can there be soooo many hairdressers on one stretch of road? do people in tottenham have more hair than the rest of the world?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:11, Reply)