Birthdays are a bit of a non-event for me
they've gone from being a proper night out to a few drinks in the Wetherspoons and half of my friends can't even be bothered to do that any more. My worst birthday was probably my 21st; I'd worked all day and spent all evening alone in my flat, drinking a horrible cheap bottle of wine with a takeaway pizza, which I got food poisoning from. Even non-event Wetherspoons birthdays are better than that.
(berk, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:08, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I was banned from High St Ken McDonalds on my 21st
swings and roundabouts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Yes, it could have been worse
None of my birthdays have ever involved a McDonalds.
(berk, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:15, Reply)

But you get balloons!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:18, Reply)

My 18th did, that's where I was working on the day.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:19, Reply)

this only involved McDonalds
To see if it was possible to use a shopping trolley at a drive through. Unfortunately, that McDonalds doesn't have a drive through, but in our alcoholically liberated state this was not a problem. Nor was the short flight of stairs to the counter. Frankly, I'm amazed I still have a spine.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Yeah, fair enough
despite it featuring a McDonalds, it still sounds better than my 21st.
(berk, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:23, Reply)

hahahahaha!
Excellent
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Oh man, you're missing out, you get to go in the big fridge. That's the coolest thing in the world, I still want to go in one.
I had a McDonalds birthday and it rocked EXCEPT, even though I was the birthday boy, I didn't get to see the big fridge, but I did get a personal tour from the Donatello ninja turtle, he showed me the toilets, I kept on asking him when we were going to see the big fridge and he said when we finished our weeing contest but then he washed my hands for me and said that he had to go off and fight shredder so I never got to see the big fridge.

In fact, yeah', that was my worst, I'd love to go into a walk-in fridge.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:30, Reply)