I woke up half hour ago.
I have literally no idea what happened last night, which means it must have been a good birthday.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:58, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You were date raped by a man in some fabulous Tom Ford loafers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Apparently a girl kept asking to neck off with me outside and go back to hers.
And my reply was "I do not particularly wish to partake in that". I'm proud that I still have an element of decorum even when I can't see straight through alcohol.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:03, Reply)

are you bent?
oh no wait we have already established that you are, carry on
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:06, Reply)

What horrible sort of individual would shag someone they don't know/aren't going out with.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:07, Reply)

I dunno...a bloke

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:07, Reply)

the answer is simple
said girl was not hot. if she were hot, he'd have been up to his nuts in guts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:50, Reply)