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Three
That's the magic number, according to De La Soul. It is for me today as I have managed 3 nights in a row of good sleep. I literally cannot recall the last time this happened.
Why are you feeling good today?
Alt:
What is your major malfunction?
Alt alt:
LUNCH
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:42,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Bob Dorough, you oaf!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:45,
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The De La Soul one popped into my head on the way to work this morning
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:51,
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They use a sample from his song
From the Schoolhouse Rock series.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:56,
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I wasn't aware of where the sample originated
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:56,
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I'll let you off this time
Listen and learn:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDbeVB4admk
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:06,
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Alt: Short attention sp
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:48,
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+am
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:55,
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Well I've yet to get out of bed, other than to gather food/tea
so, that's a plus. otherwise feeling inexplicably shitty.
Alt: broken collar bone and borderline personality disorder.
AltAlt: still recovering from a big breakfast, so lunch can fuck off for a bit.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:49,
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Ahh, CQ!
Afternoon. How is the collarbone getting on? Have you had surgery?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:51,
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it's clearing up nicely thanks.
I don't think it'll need any surgery although I'm not due at the fracture clinic until thursday. Not much pain these dayus and plenty of movement in the arm, just need to be carful not to use it too much. also knackered allthe time n=but I guess that'll pass.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:54,
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You proper bongoed yourself, didn't you?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:55,
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not that bad as these things go actually.
could have been much. much worse
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:56,
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Suppose so
Intact head = good landing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:58,
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Intact head = Wearing a fucking helmet
and thank fuck for that, my head rung like a gong, I kid you not.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:01,
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What happened to the bike?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:02,
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We all had a go on her
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:03,
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Its fucked then?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:03,
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I got a bystander to lock it up for me.
I got my sister to drop my keys off at work 2 days later and one of my (soon to n=be ex) colleagues pushed it up the road and locked it up in the work car park.
Some cunt had nicked my saddle in the mean time but otherwise it's in one piece.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:06,
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Not bad then
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:08,
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Yeah, and the saddle wa kind of to be expected
£60 saddle, on quick release on a £100 bike. oh well, easily replaced.on the bike it was one or the few standard parts so no great losss.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:21,
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Thieving Cockney bastards
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:24,
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prolly one of those occupy bastards from Finsbury square
Oh, well, cost me nowt and a more comfortable, less worth nicking replacement has been ordered for £20
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:40,
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I'm still recovering from the Big Breakfast too.
It was utter shite.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:55,
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Van Outen was hot then though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:55,
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ho shi
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:58,
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haha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:58,
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I'm feeling good, because no fucking clients have irritated me.
I don't have one.
Spanish omelette, garlic bread and salad.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:56,
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Spanish omelette is magnificent
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:57,
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It has onion, tomatoes peas and aubergine.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:14,
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win
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:14,
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The even winnier bit, is it's free, as part oft the job.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:20,
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\o/
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:22,
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alt: being a cunt
alt alt: lunch involves a trip to the fracture clinic to see if I've got to have surgery to reset my arm. I am not hopeful of a good outcome.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:57,
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Just press CTRL ALT DEL
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:57,
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I can't.
alt is on the left side of the keyboard
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:00,
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Keyboards normally have two
unless you are on a laptop. You should be able to use Alt Gr, right Ctrl and Delete with one hand if you are a pro
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:01,
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I know this
now.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:02,
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Good luck fellow spacker.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:58,
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cheers. glad yours is easing off.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:01,
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surprisingly so.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:02,
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Today is good
Slept like a baby (without the incontinence - mostly) probably due to no alcomahol in the evening.
Major malfunction is I'm becoming far less tolerant of fuckwits, probably due to my age but I'm sure there were less fuckwits about 20 years ago.
Lunch = probably liquid.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:04,
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Fewer.
The word is fewer.
Fuckwit.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:10,
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hahaha!
Excellent start there b3th!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:13,
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I'm incredibly tolerant, personally.
I have to be, really. There are so many illiterate mongs around these days, I'd be at risk of a stress-related heart attack otherwise.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:15,
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mr b3th has seen sense and decided to stay in bed today
thus, hopefully, speeding his recovery. I've made sure he has refreshments, his laptop, and all the TV controllers within easy reach, and he seems quite happy.
This means I can get on with my epic housework without having to listen to him moaning about how much his foot hurts every time he tries to move. Which he shouldn't be doing anyway.
So basically, I'm feeling good because I have sunshine, music, and can get on with what I need to do.
Alt: I am a hugely unsympathetic wife, and a useless nurse.
Alt Alt: are you kidding? I haven't even had breakfast yet.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:09,
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Soz.
ly
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:10,
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No, fair comment.
I've lost nearly half a stone though, since I started weightwatchers. And I'm not overly missing anything I'm not eating, either.
Yay me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:13,
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Yay indeed!
My running training is going quite well. Off out tonight for another 6k or so
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:14,
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Ugh. I couldn't do the whole running thing.
Between my gammy knees and excessive bongo size, I'd do myself a right mischief.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:18,
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It would be entertaining to watch though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:23,
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What has mr b3th done?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:14,
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He has royally fucked his achilles tendon.
Can't put any weight on it. Apparently it hurts like a bastard.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:16,
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Ouch
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:17,
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nonced up b3th
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:18,
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That was years ago.
He's paid his debt to society now.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:18,
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Whoop, i wonder when mine will be paid
*calls debt to society loan company*
*holds...*
*holds...*
*cries*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:20,
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I read that as student loan company for some reason
Like you've ever gone to Uni....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:23,
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i totally went to uni and got degress and shit
and I've paid off my student loan
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:25,
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I went to uni once.
Well, twice, because I did my postgrad at Bristol. That was a nice course. But I degress....
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:27,
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Digress, surely!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:56,
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Look at the post above b3th's
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:20,
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Mrs Cow's is paid off each year as she is a teacher
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:33,
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Mine is paid off as I didn't have one.
Grant ftw.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:43,
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old ftl
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:21,
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He paid his debt by having to live with me for twelve years.
It's a tough punishment, but you have to show them who's boss.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:25,
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Coming up on 10 years for me and Mrs Cow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:33,
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We are ten years in October
I am VERY patient, although my wife mihght say the same...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:34,
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Same here for October
How odd
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:37,
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Which of you is the "wife" ?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:38,
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sporters
edit: yes wins typing competition!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:39,
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They're called Anderson Bruford Wakeman and Howe these days
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:41,
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I feel that this was overlooked
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:45,
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With good reason
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:47,
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I looked at it
and felt that he had misjudged his audience.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:18,
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He had mis-judged not deleting his account, and....oh you know the rest.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:43,
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I appreciate the feedback
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:14,
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Do you really need to ask?
Apey
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:40,
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see above
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:46,
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I am feeling average, and a bit tired after my epic trip to York and back yesterday
alt: concentration and motivation
altalt: ham and mustard sammich
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:19,
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If it's any consolation
average is probably a step up for you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:19,
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: P
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:20,
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Today's good feeling has once again been provided by the postman
Delivering a new record for tonight's entertainment.
If I time my record buying right, it's like my birthday every day here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:27,
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Wouldn't that make you about 1200 years old?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:27,
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You are thinking of Monty
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:28,
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+wanking
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:32,
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/wax dart lols
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:37,
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Are you aware that you can 'download' music instantly?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:32,
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You can't skin up on an mp3
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:39,
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Use the new Apple iBong
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:39,
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Haha
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:41,
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just adequate
Second sandwich van didn't get announced and subsequently we got a memo that they won't be announcing their arrival any more in order to enable reception to work more efficiently.
Never mind the inefficiency of the actual workers getting up and peering out the window every time there's a delivery to see if it's food. Bah.
I ended up going to Subway for a Meatball Marinara. Urp.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:37,
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Subwin!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:40,
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*jealous*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:40,
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This^
My goat's cheese salad and Innocent smoothie pale in comparison
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:41,
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The big question is whether it counts as a cooked meal
and therefore I can just have a snack for dinner.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:42,
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Isn't Subway a bit shit?
It always smells like McDonalds whenever I've walked past it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:42,
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it smells like disinfectatant and vomit
tastes better
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:43,
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Sub standard food
marketed very well...
They are the Apple of the food world.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:45,
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I read that as incontinent smoothie
slightly less fun.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:52,
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George Cloony with prostate cancer
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:55,
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I'm not
Am rather busy today, which isn't fun.
Alt: My right knee and foot are both a bit buggered.
Alt Alt: Emergency noodles, as I couldn't leave my desk for more than 10 minutes.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:46,
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Those secruity cards won't print themselves
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:48,
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I don't print the cards, I work on the data side of it
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:23,
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My subway tastes to day of bread, sauce and "Generic". It litterally has no flavour aside the sauce.
I've never had anything with no flavour before, even cardboard tastes of something.
I get subway most days 'cus it's cheap and not too unhealthy.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:55,
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Gonz, it really isn't very good for you at all
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:56,
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I reckon it is likely to be up there with most fast food outlets.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:58,
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I believe it is less fatty, but stuffed full of salt and sugar
plus processed meat has carconagenic nitrates in it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:00,
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Out of interest, is there such thing as a healthy meal?
At least half the time I mention food on here, someone goes on and on about how it is the cause of my stomach problems.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:06,
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There is such a thing as a healthy meal
Your problem is medical, not dietary.
Hope this helps.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:07,
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Thank you, exactly.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:20,
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I'm most concerned about the 'energy drinks' to be honest
all that battered shit aint too good for the guts either
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:08,
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I know.
Look what it's done to Mrs Battered.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:12,
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at this stage I'm beginning to think that she has no sexual interest in him any more, the I've just had a baby has run out of legs
still they can be friends and stuff
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:15,
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Asked yet another doc about about it on saturday, another doc told me I have valid reasons for taking them.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:20,
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I think the best option is a balanced meal that does not spike in any particu;ar area
particularly saturated fat, salt and calories. the only way to achieve this is to not eat processed food.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:13,
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Nakers talks sense
In a spack-handed typing kind of way.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:21,
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Really? It's some salad and a bit of meat with some sauce in bread.
I went for the Tukey Ham + Real Ham one this time, I normally go for an intalian BMT.
What's the diff between this and an average sandwich at marks'n'sparks?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:03,
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Well there is a lot of bread, a lot of MSG, many calories and salt and sugar in the sauces, fat in the meat and cheese
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:05,
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It was an excuse to call Ape a dick
bonus points for linking a daily mail article as the weapon of truth and justice
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:09,
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like you need an excuse you big bully
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:11,
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you little rotter
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:16,
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sorry I forgot to check the bible of non contradictory advice on this one
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:09,
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This is alright, innit?
www.subway.co.uk/menu/subs/value-lunch/turkey-breast-and-ham-.aspx
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:08,
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not bad, but didn't you ahve sauce?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:10,
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Yeah', Sweet Onion, that's like, I think it said 40 or 80 cals, can't remember, one or the other.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:19,
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Subway turkey on honey oat is the food of the gods.
And I won't be told otherwise.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:10,
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That's very nice in a salad, topped with oregano, black pepper and southwest sauce
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:52,
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i'm with you gonz
subway is as healthy as any convenience food if you choose wisely - eg i have a wrap with all the salad (except fucking evil tomatoes) and a couple of slices of cheese. so a couple of hundred calories, and about 10g of fat, less if i don't have a sauce.
if you have a 12 inch meatball marinara, then it's 1,100 calories and 42grams of fat and about 7 grams of salt.
fine to choose the wrong things, if that's what you fancy. but don't blame subway. admit that you chose the fattening shit!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:15,
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I woke up half hour ago.
I have literally no idea what happened last night, which means it must have been a good birthday.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:58,
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You were date raped by a man in some fabulous Tom Ford loafers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:00,
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Apparently a girl kept asking to neck off with me outside and go back to hers.
And my reply was "I do not particularly wish to partake in that". I'm proud that I still have an element of decorum even when I can't see straight through alcohol.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:03,
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are you bent?
oh no wait we have already established that you are, carry on
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:06,
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What horrible sort of individual would shag someone they don't know/aren't going out with.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:07,
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I dunno...a bloke
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:07,
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the answer is simple
said girl was not hot. if she were hot, he'd have been up to his nuts in guts.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:50,
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Ribena has been added to the repertoire of drnks availible in the kitchen, whoop!
you don't get into the Sunday Times best companies to work for without some Beena
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:25,
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Haw many staplers do you usually fill in a day?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:32,
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at least 7
today I'm in charge of binding!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:33,
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I secretly enjoyed binding up me legal docs, I used to be wizard at all the special folds on the big planning maps
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:37,
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simple things
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:39,
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fuck off, balling up a map that takes up half a room so that it fits in an a4 document ent gonna work, i have special skillzorz
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:41,
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Was it a map of your mum?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:44,
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yes, i whiled away my days folding up planning maps of my mum, she's such a fat bitch
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:46,
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What were you planning?
Was it a munchy box franchise?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:47,
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Stop taking cheap shots at my mum
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:50,
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That's what your Mum said.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:51,
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but she's such an easy target to hit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:52,
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When trying to spiderman her.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:57,
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at a spiderman convention
it looked like she had been caught by an Alien and pinned to the wall
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:00,
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Her spiderfanny was tingling.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:06,
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do spiders have fannies
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:10,
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no, hers looks like someone stamped on a tarantula
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:16,
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I can't decide whether to get Domino's or not.
Guidance appreciated.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:41,
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always a greasy disappointment
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:42,
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But what do you think about Domino's?
LOL!!!111
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:55,
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massively overpriced and they all taste teh same
I suggest you find your local independant pizzeria and get takeaway there, then delete your account and kill yourself
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:44,
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Independent ones round here are butters.
I don't really like pizza that much I just can't be arsed to cook/move.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:45,
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order a curry
Where are you anyway?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:45,
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Baz, double pepperoni & double cheese.
That is all.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:48,
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Pizza from dominos (double decidance)
Jellopino poppers & Sauce (honey'n'mustard) from Papa Johns
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:45,
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Now that really is bad for you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:46,
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get the thin crust and the half-fat cheese
then you won't feel too bad
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:49,
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if you do this there is no point in havinga pizza
it would be like having a 'veggie burger'; pointless
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:51,
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Surely the "point" is the same as any meal that contains "meat"
To sustain oneself.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:54,
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and to taste delicious and meaty whilst it is sustaining me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:55,
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So for a vegetarian to get a meaty taste I would recommend a "veggie burger"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:57,
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or stop being a ponce and have a burger
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:57,
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I've started getting burgers from takeaways again, ever since I discovered the doner & egg cheeseburger from down the road
When drunk, it's the best idea ever.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:00,
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you disgust me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:03,
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I'm sure you'll get over it
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:07,
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I won't
i can't get the image of your bumfluff moustach and beard full of bits of doner meat and egg yolk while you wipe your greasy hands on your "comedy" tshirt out of my head.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:09,
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head wankbank
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:16,
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This is far more likely
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:23,
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if I was as bent as barrymore you wouldn't make my wank bank, soz
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:27,
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My heart is truly broken.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:29,
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heart banjo string
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:41,
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i much prefer a thin crust anyway
and if you load the pizza with the fancy garlic and sundried tomato sauce, loads of veggies and spicy jalapenos, you don't notice the lack of cheese!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:02,
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This is what I have done.
I always do that anyway.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:11,
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Hugely overpriced and overrated.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:51,
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Pizza has got to be one of the most overpriced foods wherever you get it from.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:53,
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it's bascially posh cheese on toast
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:53,
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It is in no way posh
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:54,
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Place near me does a 16" pizza, 12" cheesy garlic bread and a 1.5l bottle of coke for £12.50
Easily feeds 4, which works out quite alright
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:59,
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I bet it's delicious
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:00,
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Definitely one of the best takeaway pizzas I've ever had
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:01,
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2400 calories.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:01,
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Per slice, probably
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:03,
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are you calling rachel fat?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:04,
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No, I'm commenting on the calorie content of the pizza I mentioned above.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:06,
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he wouldn't be the first on here
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:13,
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Or the last
See below.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:17,
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"fire and stone" is amazing
and 2 for £10 is really good for central london
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:01,
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It's good. Not amazing.
KFC is amazing.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:02,
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we will go to fire and stone
and i will prove you WRONG
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:02,
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After the house party the other day, someone suggested we should go to Saints & Scholars for lunch, and recommended the smelly mushrooms
It seems they really are popular!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:04,
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omg omg omg the "smelly mushrooms" at s&s are the BEST THING EVER
well, apart from the breaded mushroom and mozzarella dippers. and the cheesy chips. and the garlic bread with all the different toppings. and the roasted garlic mushroom, red pepper and goats cheese lasagne. and.....
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:13,
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Calm down, tubby.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:15,
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you haven't been to this place
it is total hangover cure. brilliant.
how do you think i got my arse so toned?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:19,
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buggery?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:22,
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ask stunned, he did it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:27,
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*lookssheepish*
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:33,
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I didn't know you were a public shoolbiy as well stunned poster
Where were you schooled?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:37,
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I've been loads of times.
I have even been known to cab it there and back at lunchtime to get a takeaway.
*lazyfatbastardlols*
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:04,
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that is bad
but understandable
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:13,
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Is that the one you posted a menu for on here once?
That looked alright. And 2 for £10 is reasonable for pizza.
But the nearest one to here is Oxford, or to put it more accurately: not near.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:15,
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that's the one
i should be on commission, i bloody love that place.
you'll have to bring the kids down to hamleys and go to the covent garden one at some point.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:20,
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This plan could be improved upon
bring the kids down to hamleys Leave the kids at their grandparents' house, go drinking
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:25,
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that is indeed a huge improvement
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:28,
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There's one in Spitalfields.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:34,
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and westfield
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:39,
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No longer 2 for 10£ at Covent Garden
apparently it's now 12£.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:31,
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oh noooo
we need to go to celebrate you finishing the library work
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:39,
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Yes please.
I've not been in ages and I've decided I don't like mince so I need to find a new favourite pizza.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:49,
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I am feeling good because I only have 7 more days at work before holiday time.
Alt: Did your Momma not show you any love when you were a baby?
Alt alt: Pork belly, parsnip mash and carrots. Gewurztraminer.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:47,
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holiday time. sex tourism (specialising in young disabled boys)
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:55,
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The disabled ones cost extra.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:57,
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is that because their mouths are constantly lubed by saliva
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:58,
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No
it's because you have to have their extremely tight puckered arseholes surgically removed from your cock. No NHS in Thailand you see.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:01,
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you could add them to a necklace with AA's foreskin
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:04,
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I normally just cut off an ear.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:05,
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"stuck in the middle with youooo'
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:06,
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New thread someone please
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:35,
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DONE
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:41,
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