GNAH FUCK FUCK FUCK
I was making an awesome spanish omlette thing but I forgot to wisk milk into my eggs and put the eggs in directly so now it's basicly scrambled eggs with crispy [left overs from a roast dinner] bits in. GNAH, FUCK.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:10, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Sounds like it could be salvageable

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)

Yeah, have a glass of milk with dinner.
It'll work.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:23, Reply)

It's finished off alright actually, even got crispy cheese on top as I put it in the oven.
It's the [insert female b3tan] of the egg-based-meal world... she ain't a looker, but gosh darn it, I'll give it a go.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:26, Reply)

How are you not beating them off with a shitty stick?
You know, instead of just beating yourself off. Which may or may not involve a shitty stick.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:28, Reply)

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( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:30, Reply)

That is equal measures terrifying, hilarious and cool

(berk, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:20, Reply)

I just don't know, I can't work it out =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:35, Reply)