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evening!
So what's up with Tuesday night? Why will Wednesday not be the worst day of the week? How much wine have you drunk (ever)? Why are you socks just so... you know?

This and other questions are things you could answer or talk about on (bombom booooooooooooooooom) OT
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 18:22, 207 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Cupids here
www.walesonline.co.uk/sports/grassroots/bridgend-maesteg-sport/2012/03/01/dr-christian-helps-35st-rob-gillett-on-hit-tv-show-supersize-vs-superskinny-91466-30441319/
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 18:36, Reply)
So yeah anyway he cries himself to sleep and has no hobbies so he's bound to like larp and steampunk

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 18:38, Reply)
and most importantly he's got a functioning pulse, and lives in Wales

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 18:38, Reply)
nah, he's out of my league
I do my pulling in the morgue
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 18:53, Reply)
If he's given up on getting chicks, I don't see why chicks shouldn't give up themselves.
The only thing that grosed me out on that was that he only has 6 teeth. I can't imagine putting my tounge inside someone with only 6 teeth.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 19:17, Reply)
VROOOOOMMM

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 19:33, Reply)
Cheee....

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 19:33, Reply)
Do you think he's so small, height wise, because his body can't lift the weight of his body up?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 19:14, Reply)
Subthread...
Sometimes I really like listening to songs that are forign, I like not knowing the meaning of the lyrics but coming up with my own meanings in my head, like that lead ballons one.

This is a good example, I listen to it every few days... www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY

Does anyone have any music like this last one?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 19:33, Reply)
I rather like Rammstein, and can't understand a word they say, does that count?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 19:57, Reply)
Dude, Rammstein are fucking terrible and bent as fuck.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 19:57, Reply)
Fair enough
I like em, can understand why others don't.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:16, Reply)
Because of the bentness first,
And the shitness second.

Hope this helps. xx.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:17, Reply)
Yeah', I guess so, not really what I'm looking for that but totally counts for what I asked for.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:09, Reply)
Ramstein are fucking bent and shit, but also bent

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:22, Reply)
^ This.
Plus, it takes one to know one etc etc.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:26, Reply)
i have an album by super furries
entirely in welsh. Don't remember the last time I listened to it, though
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:10, Reply)
Not sure if this counts
but the French cover of paint it black is pretty good www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wKRN5JzYf4
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:10, Reply)
I like songs in forrin
but that might be because I'm a linguist.

Have a look at this album. It's a guy who was in the first series of German Big Brother, and he launched a rap CD when he came out of the series. I like listening to it from time to time.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:22, Reply)
Tindersticks did a version of No More Affairs in French.
Rather good as it goes.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:28, Reply)
No, but I'm quite partial to Swiss industrial band The Young Gods.
They sang in French on their first two albums, then switched to English but have since reverted to French again.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:27, Reply)
I quite like The Young Gods.
When I was 14-16 my big thing was Industrial.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:29, Reply)
My cousin grew up in the same town they hailed from and knew them.
I only discovered this in the last few months.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:30, Reply)
I still dig out Only Heaven du temps en temps.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:31, Reply)
I've had L'eau Rouge on order from Sendit.com for months.
I keep getting apologetic emails from them for being shit and not having sent it yet. Got it on vinyl but nowt to play it on. been replaying TV Sky quite a bit recently, though.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:33, Reply)
They played in York a year ago or so.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:35, Reply)
I'd quite like to see them again.
Saw them twice in the late eighties (guest list tickets too). Might give their newer stuff a whirl.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:37, Reply)
Felch it round here and stick it on my Sondek, if you fancy.
As it were.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:38, Reply)
I'd have to get to it first.
All the vinyl is buried in a crate in a shed. Appreciate the offer though!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:39, Reply)
I prefer Ministry though.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:41, Reply)
I have to confess I don't really know them.
Familiar with the name, just never got around to checking them out.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:43, Reply)
Really?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKweBcU2s9A
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:45, Reply)
I'll check that out later, thanks.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:57, Reply)
The offer of Sondek use?
Or the offer of a felching?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:41, Reply)
The former!

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:42, Reply)
Rats!
Thought I'd snuck that one in, so to speak ;)

I was listening to some Foetus earlier (Ramrod EP) when the mrs got home.
Her exact words: "What in hell is this frightful NOISE?"
By god it was great ;)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:46, Reply)
I linked a Foetus video on here a while back.
Took me right back.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:58, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cUKaQpwYUA&feature=related
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Yeah man, saw it and dug it ;)
Saw Foetus in Freiburg im Breisgau about '96.
Most intense gig ever.
Otis supported.
Got proper messed up ;)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Have this ;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtLmUPn9OVg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 22:34, Reply)
I like Wednesdays
halfway to the weekend innit. In other news, I've just maxed my credit card buying a pair of boots I really don't need. Pretty though.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 19:59, Reply)
are they boots
that let you hover like those ones in zelda?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:02, Reply)
Swipe, give berk her login back
In other news, evening freaks.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:04, Reply)
evening freakier

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)
: D

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:19, Reply)
well this went well

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)
It's because I turned up.
I am the kiss of death for threads.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:03, Reply)
it was already fucked
I posted, watched a film and there were still only replies from old Rory
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:09, Reply)
I like Rory.
He's a funny guy. Very misunderstood.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:09, Reply)
he probably cries himself to sleep each night
that no one understands him
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:10, Reply)
I doubt that.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)
GNAH FUCK FUCK FUCK
I was making an awesome spanish omlette thing but I forgot to wisk milk into my eggs and put the eggs in directly so now it's basicly scrambled eggs with crispy [left overs from a roast dinner] bits in. GNAH, FUCK.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:10, Reply)
Sounds like it could be salvageable

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Yeah, have a glass of milk with dinner.
It'll work.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:23, Reply)
It's finished off alright actually, even got crispy cheese on top as I put it in the oven.
It's the [insert female b3tan] of the egg-based-meal world... she ain't a looker, but gosh darn it, I'll give it a go.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:26, Reply)
How are you not beating them off with a shitty stick?
You know, instead of just beating yourself off. Which may or may not involve a shitty stick.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:28, Reply)
you wanna see steampunk dildos? Thought so
www.littledeathray.com/
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:30, Reply)
That is equal measures terrifying, hilarious and cool

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:20, Reply)
I just don't know, I can't work it out =(

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:35, Reply)
I have done vey little today, almost nothing.
I am proud of this achievement.

/still in bed
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:17, Reply)
It's because of the quend AIDS, amirite?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:18, Reply)
nor have I (relatively)
yet I went to work.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:20, Reply)
lucky you.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:20, Reply)
nuthin garn on ere
watching fatties on the tellyvision
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:20, Reply)
That's the reflection in the screen, you haven't switched it on you muppet.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:22, Reply)
Have you applied to work for Nissan yet I hear they are recruiting

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:22, Reply)
It won't be for a while yet.
Plus they're a fair way away from where I am.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:25, Reply)
Alright Apoid?
I dig clothes by A Bathing Ape.

Are you related?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:22, Reply)
we are all related Doza, because we are all children of the stars
/things can only get better
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:23, Reply)
I'm not related to CQ.
He's a genuine bellend.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:24, Reply)
If you were related
then one or both of you would be a total bert.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:25, Reply)
He would be the Bert.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:26, Reply)
and you the sister?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:27, Reply)
I don't think I like this new meme.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:28, Reply)
No. One of them is bert, the other is the sister.
Cos they is bumders, innit.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:29, Reply)
I could never do cock fun with CQ
Beards are a total turnoff.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:30, Reply)
when he's taking you from behind you won't be
able to see it
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:31, Reply)
With a cock as small as his, I won't be able to feel it either.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:32, Reply)
don't worry
I hear he's got an order in for a 'little death ray'
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:32, Reply)
*nose-finger*

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:32, Reply)
stop picking it

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:33, Reply)
only fun i have these days

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:34, Reply)
i think that's what I said

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:31, Reply)
call me Bert

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:32, Reply)
bert

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:33, Reply)
Yes Cap'n?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:34, Reply)
umm
nothing
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:41, Reply)
is this internet flirting?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:43, Reply)
Yes.
As far as a gay man can flirt with a housebound cetacean, yes.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:46, Reply)
have you been on the stella Doz?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:48, Reply)
Quit smoking again.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:49, Reply)
well done you
I'm 5 years 'clean'
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:50, Reply)
he just wants a go on me blowhole

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:48, Reply)
Hmmm... sexy blowhole...

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:51, Reply)
only if you're related

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:46, Reply)
Me too
with added BSG after.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:24, Reply)
i watched a film and liked a film
at the end there was melancholy music which I listened to while watching the skateboarding hippo on the front page. It was beautiful
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:26, Reply)
bumder sodium glutamate?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:26, Reply)
haha

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:27, Reply)
well if you're all gonna fuck off, i'll go and do the washing up

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:02, Reply)
Hey everyone! Ape's going! We can start the party now!

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:08, Reply)
the washing up party?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Better than a pity party...

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:11, Reply)
WOO HOO!
But not like that smug cunt out of Blur.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Which one?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Specifically, Damon Allbran.
The smug, mockney, art school, bead wearing bellend.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJuIH721oIk
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Evening all
Tuesdy night is shit. In other news I'm listening to "In C". It's good.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:14, Reply)
The 1968 version?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:17, Reply)
Yes, got it today

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:18, Reply)
A good 'un, that.
If you like it I'd happily recommend "Persian Surgery Dervishes" too.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Noted

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:26, Reply)
Alright Tango?
Investigated any more hip hop?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:18, Reply)
I "won" a copy of It Takes A Nation of Millions... On eBay this afternoon

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Well done.
Highlights are Bring The Noise, Don't Believe the Hype, Show 'Em Watcha Got, She Watch Channel Zero?!, Party For Your Right to Fight, Rebel Without a Pause and Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos.

Your next assignment- Enter the Wu Tang: 36 Chambers.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:23, Reply)
Also noted.
Black on Both Sides doesn't seem to crop up so often on eBay, but I'm keeping it in mind.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Black on Both Sides is tremendous.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5vw4ajnWGA
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:28, Reply)
I just need to find out... Is anyone else's search function broken?
Query failed.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Have you tried editing your search to say something different?
Or deleting it?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Vanity searching again?
We can save you the bother and just tell you we still hate you, if that helps.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:21, Reply)
I'm just words on a screen. Why bother.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:24, Reply)
I don't know. Peer pressure, probably.
The big kids made me do it.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:26, Reply)
Hey Freef!
missed you budy.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:26, Reply)
looks up, silently smirks, *offers handshake*

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:28, Reply)
Don't accept sweets from him FF
And whatever you do, don't agree to a ride on his bike.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:29, Reply)
And don't let him anally penetrate you.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:30, Reply)
You know what, I'm not going to protest against this.
I saw what happened when that 14 year old boy ob here tried
"omg i cant b iv got a GF,she blew me off an evrything"
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:34, Reply)
*manly handshake*

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Its ok guys n girls, I can just use Google's " searchterm search:www.b3ta.com" function.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:26, Reply)

tits
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:28, Reply)
Alright Bret?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:29, Reply)

Alreet doze?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Aight nilla
I got 99 problems but a whining quendosexual ain't one.

I'm well on a hip hop tip this merry eve, all inspired by Mr Dupinblue himself.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:33, Reply)

tiger style
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:34, Reply)
I'll fuckin' sew your asshole closed and keep feedin' you, and feedin' you and feedin' you...

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:35, Reply)

I'll fuckin, I;ll fuckin, put a hangar on the stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour before stickin it up yaw assss real slow sssszzzzszszszszszszszszszs
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)
I'll put your nuts on a fuckin' dresser and bash that shit wit a spiked fuckin' club like BLAM!

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Will you just pick a fucking name and stick to it????
so, who's pissed on your chips today then?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:30, Reply)

freespirit me, no one. Just like tits.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Yo Tango
Ice motherfucking T doing his shit, right here:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnVo-l3z-7g&ob=av2n
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:32, Reply)
I really enjoyed Chris Morris's parody of Gangsta rap on "The Day Today"
Uzi like a metal dick in my hand
Magazine like a big testicle gland
Bitch wanna try it, I said keep it quiet
I'll stick it up your motherfucking ass and fire it.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Me too.
But hip hop gets unfairly tarred with that brush. For every dogshit poprapper like Lil' Wayne there's a Ghostpoet or Roots Manuva.

It's like judging all heavy metal by Megadeth, or all punk by fucking Green Day.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:40, Reply)
I can only claim to have heard of the crap ones.
Hands up, guilty as charged.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:41, Reply)
I got Run Come Save Me a few months back
Now that is good.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Witness the Fitness!

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)
It was the video for that which first drew me in

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Haven't seen it.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)
It's funny
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDWgtB_MD24&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 22:01, Reply)
The primary school sports day thing?
You terrible pederast.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Primary school is terrible for pederasty
As CQ knows, you need a teenage boy for that.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 22:06, Reply)
I wouldn't know.
And anyway, I did you call you a terrible pederast, you've been looking in the wrong place.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 22:08, Reply)
I like how that particular ode to violent death and necrophilia
is held together with a wonderfully inappropriate Phil Collins sample.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Stupid iPad won't load that or the Mos Def up there
And it autocorrects iPad to have a capital P
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:39, Reply)
You utter quim.
A/C

How can an iPad not work with youtube?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:41, Reply)
Because it is bent?
I dunno, it just says "Could not load video"
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Your iPad is a quender.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:45, Reply)
I've given up clicking the links and I'm just googling instead

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I just saw that 'If you could see yourself, would you see rape?' advert.
Nice to see that CQ has his very own ad campaign on the telly.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:43, Reply)
I'm all for removing the scourge of rape from society...
but aren't those particular adverts "arguably" money going to waste that could be spent on more effective policing? I honestly don't recon how it will prevent many rapes, if any.
Also, I wonder if it will tackle female on male and LGBT rape? Less common, for sure, but no less deserving of their own spots!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:52, Reply)
The only sure way to reduce rapes (at least while PsychoChomp is out of the country)
Is by taking CQ off the streets.

It's the only way.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)
His bike is already working on that.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)
We live in hope.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)
It is my duty as a Toryscum to point out...
HAHA STEREOTYPICAL BIKE RIDING COMMUNIST.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Dude
Leave the politics at the door.

How many times?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Oh come on, that was in service to a legitimate unserious gag.
20thCenturyChinaLOLS.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Damn Skippy Tory boy.
Just gives me more time to lie in bed, living off the state, while plotting it's demise
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 22:15, Reply)
M'aff tae play some Gears 3.
See y'all, quensoids and bummosexuals.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 22:15, Reply)
anyone still up?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 22:42, Reply)
No.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 22:43, Reply)
Fairy snuff.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 22:46, Reply)

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