Corrections...
It was mass murderer not serial killer.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:27, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I'd wear a murderer's jumper
What colour is it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:30, Reply)

it's his lucky blue jumper

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Haha
I'll wear it to visit an old people's home
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:35, Reply)

I've got some flats to promote tomorrow
Trouble is, they're where the Crossbow Cannibal dumped the remains of his victims.

That's not really a selling point.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Is he likely to revisit the area?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:37, Reply)

No - that's a plus I'd not thought of
Although you can see the site of Peter Sutcliffe's house from the balcony too.

They might appeal to someone with a morbid turn of mind.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Or fans of the early Beatles...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:42, Reply)

That was Stuart, chuck.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:45, Reply)

/still not as thick as people seem to think I am.



I'm going to have to start adding (!) after almost every post.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:47, Reply)

b3th, you're wasted on this lot

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Nobody gets me, Tangles. *wah wah wah*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:52, Reply)

on this lot
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)

I wish

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Fuck me I would love that as a talking point for my flat
this probably explains why I don't live with anyone.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Try covering them in dog shit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:37, Reply)

*golf claps*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)

No?
Niche Market!
Just needs the right approach is all...
Don't be too timid, yeah?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Mind you, the crossbow killer was a bit shit as far as serial killers go.
A bit too Preston North-End.
Hardly Bundy or Nielson.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:40, Reply)

I live in Bradford
We brought you Black Panther, Yorkshire Ripper and Crossbow Cannibal.

Bradford - breeding ground of serial killers since - oh, a long time ago.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Not much else to do, apparently

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)

The Ripper was pretty good, as serial killers go, I'll grant you that.
As for the rest? Hardly top-drawer, you must accept that reality.
Not being a cunt here, yeah, but if you want proper driven sociopaths then it's either mainland Europe, Russia lr the good ol' US of A.
Or Jockland.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)

I've been killing two or three a year since 1992
the secret is not to start taunting the police, I've found. Also, working on the DNA database is a godsend, frankly.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)

This lot were class
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nijvel_gang
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:01, Reply)

I lived in Gloucester when Fred West was collared too
I used to park on Cromwell Street.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:56, Reply)

I love serial killers.
My favourite is Ted Bundy, then Dahmer and Nilsen in joint 2nd.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)

I'd wear it too.
The condensed results did not specify the colour :( poor editing.
The book, despite this, is well worth a read.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:34, Reply)