Right.
I'm back from the pub, caught up with a friend on the phone and I'm about to eat dinner.

Beat THAT mo fo's!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:27, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Nobody told me there was football on teh telly.
Although, I wonder if it might be more accurately described as a mugging.

What's for dinner, Jeff?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Pie n mash!
Love it.

With peas and cabbbage and onion gravy.

I've got the end of Bastard Chef on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Leverkusen have just realised they were supposed to be aiming for the goal too.
Pie n Mash sounds terribly common. Is it at least dijon mustard mash or something?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:32, Reply)

I always confuse them with leibkuchen
but I suspect they are less ginger.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)

lebkuchen are fab

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)

I love them
having both a sister and a dad living in Germany I probably get the good stuff.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:50, Reply)

I miss living in Germany...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)

NB, the biscuits they sell in Lidl
are exactly the same ones that they sell in Germany and at the german christmas market in Birmingham.
(berk, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Yeah, I like the Lidl ones.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)

I've just caught the end of that midwife show
are all babies so blue and slimy? Ew.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)

You're really asking the wrong person.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)

I'm just waiting for 10 O'Clock Live
I don't need vaginal discharge.

I shall watch the highlights of us beating Wolves 5-1 for the umpteenth time instead.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Yeah, I'm going to watch 10 o'clock live too
but I might not watch the Wolves match.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)

You should
6 top quality goals. Plus Mick McCarthy having no fucking clue what just happened.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Gungy, yes
but blue is not ideal.
(berk, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:59, Reply)

You sound like a consultant on Noel's House Party.
'Hmm, we want gunge, but blue will clash with Mr Tidy Beards tie...'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)

I've already had dinner
But I've not been to the pub or spoken to a friend on the phone.
The closest I got to either was a friend texting to turn down my suggestion of going to the pub on Friday.
You win this round.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:33, Reply)