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This is really not very unusual

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:53, Reply)
^ This
Surely we have all urinated somewhere we shouldn't whilst drunkenly asleep?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:55, Reply)
Nope

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:56, Reply)
I was pissed once a woke in the morning with a vague memory I had pissed in my bin
but I hadn't, the next night I was sober then woke woke with the vague memory I had pissed in my bin, I had.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)
Two of my friends shared a house
The toilet was downstairs, through the kitchen.
One of them came in drunk one night went into the kitchen and proceeded to piss down the side of the cooker.
He could not be persuaded that this was the incorrect place.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:00, Reply)
No
But it's good to know that apparently you have.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)
One drunken night when I was still living with my parents
Instead of turning right and heading towards the bathroom, I turned left and headed to their bedroom. Once there I lifted the lid of their laundry basket and filled it with my piss. I could not understand what my dad was shouting about.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:03, Reply)
he was shouting because you were missing your mum
she loves a golden shower
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:05, Reply)
You are so wrong
She made sure didn't miss a drop
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:14, Reply)
+ because he is a Chinky and I cannot speak a word of Cantonese.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:11, Reply)
lol drugs! racism! lol!

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:13, Reply)
lol Quinten's posts! lol!

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:14, Reply)
Not really.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:14, Reply)
[!] Quinten [!]

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:15, Reply)
lol yeti! drugs! lol! i got drunk and done a sick! lol

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:15, Reply)
lol insane fantasy world populated by tedious spastics! lol sasha!

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:16, Reply)
lol 'tricky'!!!

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:16, Reply)
again, also real
right now he is behind me learning how to 'remote in' to other people's PCs
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Yes, of course he is.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:17, Reply)
there are four or five people there, would you ilke me to name them all?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:18, Reply)
I have no desire whatsoever to know the names
of the other lost-its in Dorking library, thank you all the same.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:19, Reply)
i ahve no desire to hear about a man in his late 30s brag about drugs either
but it doesn't stop you
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:28, Reply)
lol I dressed up like a soldier! lol embarrasing pikey! lol!

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:17, Reply)
neither embarrassing nor pikey
you know, unlike farming drugs with children
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:17, Reply)
That's right. Neither embrassing nor pikey in any way.
I bet your 'girlfriend' wears a pink cowboy hat when she goes out on the Lambrini.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:19, Reply)
Were she not entirely made-up, of course.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:20, Reply)
haha, she does have a pink cowboy hat actually!

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:25, Reply)
I could not be less surprised.
But not a pikey, right? Just checking I understand you correctly. Pink cowboy hat, yes, pikey, no. Got it.

Only a mentally subnormal peasant would put up with a prick like you.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:28, Reply)
tsk, such anger
the pschotropic effects of those hallucinogens you take have wrecked your mind proper
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:31, Reply)
Yes, that's right. Well done.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:32, Reply)
i like replying

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:33, Reply)
hey waity a minute, i'm being bullied by a man who thinks his 'friend' 'yeti' has taken lots of drugs
oh dearie
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:17, Reply)
sasha is real, you demented old fruit bat
www.b3ta.com/talk/7462361
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:16, Reply)
Yes, that's right.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:22, Reply)
yes it is, as opposed to all the bullshit you spout about farming drugs and 'taking copiuos amounts of drugs'
like a pathetic child
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:26, Reply)
I did tell him I was velly solly

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:13, Reply)
Er...

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)
I like how everybody's leaping to back you up, here.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:04, Reply)
I've noticed.
We had to physically wrestle a work colleague away from pissing into a kitchen cupboard full of crockery the other year.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:55, Reply)
kerrazy world we live in

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:04, Reply)

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