She's about half way between a good terrormassue and a banoffee pie, on the pudding scale Y axis,
and just slightly to the right of a snickers flapjack along the X axis.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 8:33, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Add 'terrormassue' to the list!
It sounds like something a suicide bomber would get from one of the 92 virgins.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 8:37, Reply)

I hadn't read your blog for a week or so, I just saw you already have this covered.
Yay!
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 8:39, Reply)

'Alchotraz'
I've stayed there!
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 8:40, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:05, Reply)

=D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:06, Reply)

72 virgins.
Or 72 raisins, depending on which translation of the Q'r'r'r'r'ran you have.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 8:44, Reply)

I'll try to remember that.
But only to avoid lookig stupid, not because I could care less about it offending anyone that I get it wrong.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Are they chocolate covered raisins?
That'd be better than the virgins.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:01, Reply)

I donno why someone would want 72 Virgins.
You only need one, the very last one, to cure your african aids and STIs. The rest of them would be best to have complete and utter dirty sleezy STI infected fuck-buddies... imagine all the weird and wonderful textures and flavours different STIs can produce !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Oh grim, I just did a little sick in my mouth at the thought of that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:09, Reply)

I wouldn't even want one virgin.
I want ones who know what they're doing.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:10, Reply)

well, quite.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:17, Reply)

at the risk ofd channeling Frankie fucking Boyle
a few ladies that had got about a bit would be far better.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:11, Reply)

I've met a few terror masseuses.
*flashbacks*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Unhappy endings?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:05, Reply)

more actual proper sports massage people
brutal.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:06, Reply)

You mean you had to finish yourself off?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:10, Reply)

yeah, bastards.
they actually tried to treat my injuries, for fuck's sake. that's not what it's about
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:11, Reply)