This is what I have planned for tomorrow.
As well as 'normal' drinking, Lusty has hollowed out lime wedges and filled them with red vodka jelly, thus creating what looks like miniature watermelon slices. We have fucking shitloads of them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:06, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

this strikes me as a very un-Monty way of consuming booze.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:08, Reply)

He is going to put them in his eyeballs.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:10, Reply)

followed
by a Sherry Enema,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:39, Reply)

It's not really aimed at me.
I'll be on the turntables drinking cognac out of a shoe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:12, Reply)

keeping shit real.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Damn straight, niggy-niggy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:16, Reply)

My shit is real

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Thanks for the invite, but I'm afraid I can't possibly make it
I am dying, you see
( Kroney, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:10, Reply)

I'd love you to come
but you have 'not turning up' form, like old Nakie-poos, so we didn't bother asking.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:15, Reply)

I do not have "not turning up form" I have "not coming form"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:22, Reply)

You have a 'bent spastic' form.
But you filled it out wrong, because you are illiterate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:24, Reply)

I like to keep people guessing
It gives me an air of mystique
( Kroney, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:28, Reply)

It makes you smell like an exclusive Caribbean island?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)

*one night stands*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Scandalous.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:47, Reply)