1. Help with moving stuff
2. Smother him in his sleep
3. Spatchcock him and sell his skeleton to a doctor who needs one of those plastic skeleton models in his office
4. ??????
5. WEAR HIS SKIN. For shits and giggles.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:13, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This answer is the best yet.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:14, Reply)

what's a spatchcock??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Actually, spatchcock is probably the wrong word
It's something you do to a chicken or similarly edible bird so you can cook it without the bones in, but I can't remember whether it refers to the technique of removing the bones, or the actual cooking process.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:16, Reply)

but it's got cock in it
so you thought you'd use it anyway?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Yeah, basically.
But you won't be mocking me once you've sold his skeleton!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:20, Reply)

i'm not sure i'd get that much for it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:23, Reply)

There'd be one less bone in it than he was used to, after all.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)

hahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)

split and flattened poultry
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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)

what a slag

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:18, Reply)