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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Office move today and I will be starting my weekend in 30 mins!
Alt: Fucking your fat Momma.

Alt alt: She has a glandular condition.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:55, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
yeah. overdeveloped cake gland, amirite?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:57, Reply)
She's developed my glans a few times.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)
She is quite partial to a gland.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)
SHE PUT MY WILLY IN HER MOUTH

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:59, Reply)
No she didn't. Whilst she would suck the chrome of a bumper
there is NO WAY ON GOD'S EARTH she would have sexual relations with a Scottish person.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:01, Reply)
Shit, when did I become Scottish? and why wasn't i informed?!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:02, Reply)
You've been promoted.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:04, Reply)
from what? a tape worm?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:07, Reply)
A paddy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:08, Reply)
Which in turn is a promotion from thieving gypsy scum.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:09, Reply)

SHE PUT MY HER WILLY IN HER MY MOUTH
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:01, Reply)
It might look like a willy
but I can assure it is just a huge clitoris.

I actually feel sick now.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:05, Reply)
like a moldy old aubergine

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:07, Reply)
Best she ever had (c) Bert Oftiweak.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:08, Reply)
IIRC Bert referred to Becky's as a floppy aubergine.
Nice imagery.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:08, Reply)
Hey Badge, how's the arm?
I'm getting a plate in ma shoulder inna week.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:00, Reply)
I wonder if it will match Nakers' bowls.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:04, Reply)
hahaha
crockerylols
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:07, Reply)
snap
they are plating me back together on thursday

more fucking surgery. great. I'll have more metal in me than a scrapyard...
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This'll be my first
oh what joy.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:31, Reply)

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