Hello human plankton
I fight like a girl but yes I have fought.

Alt: Moot. I haven't seen the inside of a pub for over three months because I'm a great big walking vagina smooshed beneath my wife's gigantic thumb.

Monty, what a very special coincidence! My birthday falls this fine weekend too.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:38, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Afternoon, oh musky one.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Hi AA
The musk has been all too alluring and the sex-tips of fellow B3tans terrifyingly efficacious. My bride is now three months pregnant - a great, bloated, vomiting, chocolate-guzzling manatee. Thanks B3ta.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Ahh, congratulations!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Hurrah!
Thank God you're here, Barrington.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Tears up.
I ...never really left. What's been keeping you swine from hurling yourselves into the abyss or retreating beneath your duvets with Smirnoff Jeraboams?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Bullying and mocking, old chap. The usual.
My heartiest congratulations on your good news above. Best of luck.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Thanks Monty.
I've already got one and all available evidence suggests I'm not a very good father. I fear it's going to be tough.
Oh, how bitter sweet it was too see Limahl's NES referenced in the previous thread. I love 80's music but listening to it just reminds me of what a terrible hash I've made of the intervening years.
Still, enough self-pity. It is Friday afternoon after all.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Plankton are a fundermental part of life on earth,
I take that as a compliment, I'm both top and bottom of the food chain.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:46, Reply)

You've always seemed like
more of a bottom to me...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)

oooooh rude!
don't plankton produce shitloads of oxygen so they're vital for life on earth? or is it that they produce 99% of the carbon dioxide?

something like that
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Lord Knows.
I believe they're just tiny, alcohol-free, sexually unattractive sea-insects and therefore of little interest to the denizens of B3ta.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)

i looked it up jsut now, they produce 50% of our oxygen and feed on cO2
plus he's the best thing about spongebob (maybe other than squidward)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Squidward is way better.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Thats Phytoplankton
its a single cell plant... rather than an animal




cock it too slow.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Well, you should know Stewie. Being as you are king of the Diatoms.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)

that doesn't sound right at all, i mean if i were phytoplankton or algae then i wouldn't nbe able to type
we wouldn't be communicating right now, make sense man
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)

"then i wouldn't nbe able to type"
Proving his point here perfectly, spazmo.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Interesting - have googled Diatoms.
Whilst many of us, myself included, no doubt yearn for a simpler life, being 'unicellular' would seem to be pushing those limits.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)