"if this thread is to be believed"
That's right. I have better legs than all you bitches.

I have been drinking. Yay!
( Kroney, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:15, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

40 to 50 miles of cycling a week says otherwise, buster.

(berk, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:17, Reply)

This, but
40 to 50 miles of cycling a week walking most places and years of working on my feet 8-12 hours a day
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Five miles a day with the hounds when I can

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:22, Reply)

If the landscape round your way is anything like ours, that's a good lot of exercise.
alright TD
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:23, Reply)

My usual walk
www.walkjogrun.net/routes/current_route.cfm?rid=C17E48B6-FF53-6F02-57179E826B89AADB

Not bad Woodside. Didn't do this today. Morning job in Mytholmroyd, afternoon job in Criggleston, emergency evening job in Baildon.

I've spent all day driving. And earning.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:29, Reply)

Nope
Yours are more muscular. Mine are more shapely. Although I will concede that you're likely to have a better arse than me. By which I mean "less hairy"
( Kroney, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:28, Reply)

I'm a woman
women's legs are bound to be more sgapely than men's ones.
(berk, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:49, Reply)

They should be gapely. To the point they should go all the way up and make a right fanny of themselves when they arrive.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Oh shush you
I was typing drunkenly and one-handed.
(berk, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Not going to ask what the other hand is doing... though it may be to do with the picture of Quinten on the popular page.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)

I was leaning on it, you dirty minded fecker.

(berk, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Dirty minded? I am as pure as new snow.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Ha ha ha ha ha bullshit are you
perhaps the 'snow' Monty keeps in his wallet.
(berk, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)

I should have added snow + that has been driven over multiple times by London buses and been puked on by lots of tramps.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Oh man, I bet you could crack a coconut between your legs like a nut cracker cracks a wallnut.
That's one hellova lucky Mr Berk.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:01, Reply)

I reckon I could have a good go at a Xenia Onatopp, yeah.

(berk, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)

My favourite bond girl

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Haha, I wouldn't even need a machetti if I was on a desert island with you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Man, you so should learn how to do this, it would be totally sexy-bad-ass.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOoNSbUZsRA
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:21, Reply)

omg I remember that bastard kick from streetfighter 2
my housemate would just do that THE WHOLE TIME until I punched him IRL and got a punch in on the game
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:24, Reply)

You need to fireball or uppercut that cunt

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:34, Reply)

i probably did
but this was 18 years ago so I can't really remember
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:35, Reply)