Last time I was at the supermarket.
My son decried in a loud voice to me that we were not buying any junk food and he was looking forward to having his fresh tuna steak with butternut squash and cabbage, as the cake and pie masses wobbled around the place.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:25, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Christ, what a prick.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Was this when you were forcibly evicted from Scotland?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:27, Reply)

hey man, not cool.
the clearances still hurt.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Do you have one of those posh Scottish accents like Ronnie Corbett?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:32, Reply)

*goodnight from him*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:44, Reply)

If you like.
More Rab C than Ronnie I'd say.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I thought you were one of those filthy wop types
I imagined you to have an accent like Sean Connery playing the title role in "Berlusconi; a tale of coitus and corruption".
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:48, Reply)

I was imagining Armando Iannucci
Only shorter.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:49, Reply)

And not as funny

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)

you love it darth, admit it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:55, Reply)

I shall NOT*




*For less than a tenner
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I'm 6 foot!
trufax
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:54, Reply)

part wop, sound like filth wrapped in shortbread.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:53, Reply)

So you're doubly shit at Rugby?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:55, Reply)

At least I can support one team that won't finish last :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:01, Reply)

I'd go with Italy
At least they're new enough to the Six Nations to have an excuse
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:06, Reply)