ANOTHER Scot?
No offence mate but I'm pretty sure Mumps has taken us over the limit already, I'm arranging to have some of his limbs removed to better fit the permitted quota.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:05, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I lost my legs in the 'stan darth.
why you got to bring this up? not cool bro.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:08, Reply)

*searches Google maps for a part of Glasgow ending in 'stan*
*gives up*

Awwwwww
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Gorbalstan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:09, Reply)

*flashbacks*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:10, Reply)

it's glasgowstani now, stop being racist.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Home to the world's spiciest knifings

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:11, Reply)

this shocking stereotype makes me want to stab you in the face.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Bring it on, bitch
I had a Phall the other night, I feel manlier than I have for months
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:14, Reply)

phil who?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:15, Reply)

hahahahahahahaa!!!
Brilliant!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Epic Phaal

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:15, Reply)

It was fucking lovely mate
Apparently my ears were glowing red
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I'm off out on Saturday for spicy noms
EDIT: Here

www.valleyrestaurants.co.uk
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:19, Reply)

That was my one treat this month, tightening the belt etc
On the upside am getting pretty good at home-made curry. The trick is to make it so spicy that the missus won't eat it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:22, Reply)

hahaha!
Good plan

I am out with a Mr Paul Daniels and his lovely wife for this curry
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:24, Reply)

You'll like this
Not a lot, but you'll like it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:28, Reply)

I hope to like it a lot
That restaurant is the best Indians in Newcastle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:31, Reply)

It had better be at those prices

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Cheers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Hahahaha
Take some points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:11, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:11, Reply)