not smug today
made myself very ill this weekend. this morning is a struggle.

last time i was smug? some dull work-related tale that happened on friday, which will HOPEFULLY save my client about £1M. but we'll see.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:22, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This is the problem with arse to mouth, the risk of infection is quite high

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:27, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:28, Reply)

And she says she doesn't like double dipping.
Tut.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Apparently it is OK if it it the same person

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:00, Reply)

You have lost all vodka tolerance is why
You fool
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:27, Reply)

yes
it turns out that if you eat nothing on saturday, drink a metric fuckton of vodka, then get up on sunday and eat the first piece of pizza you've had since december, you will spend the next 24 hours throwing up.

i'd do it again though. great weekend.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Your guts must be in shock
EAT SOMETHING YOU MUPPET
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:57, Reply)

i don't get why fat people think not eating will make them thin
it doesn't
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:59, Reply)

I know
Look at the fucking kites on all those Ethiopians
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:00, Reply)