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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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How the hell does my flatulence suggest that I'm fucking men?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:23, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Because yours sound like the bass note of someone blowing air across a milk jug,
such is the terrifying distension of your ringpiece.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:25, Reply)
Your flatulence doesn't, but your hair does.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:25, Reply)
Having reviewed these answers
this is the best one
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:30, Reply)
i liked crow's
it was almost poetic in its sheer fucking rankness
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:31, Reply)
People have said I have a way with words...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:33, Reply)

w g
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:34, Reply)
gords?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:36, Reply)
Silly Darth
It's spelt Gourds.
I still don't get it though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This bloke won't haggle!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:38, Reply)
somethingaboutMarylols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:31, Reply)
because nobody can hear you
if your arsehole were tight and neat, they'd make a sound. instead it flaps around like a knackered old windsock.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:26, Reply)
It smells of spunk

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:26, Reply)

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