A handshake is fine as long as you are not one of those wannabe alpha male types
You know the ones, who try their best grip with excessive force and hold it that bit too long whilst looking you STRAIGHT IN THE EYES.

Also, ke +ndy
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:06, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You mean closet adult babies?
The type who use terms like "power nap", and the like? Arrgghh.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Bear Pookie, they grab hold of your name.
And when they're talking to you, Bear Pookie, they keep using it again and again. Have you met this type of cunt before, Bear Pookie?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Yes.
All the fucking time.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Don't get it
Although yes on the Alpha Male handshake. No need.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:08, Reply)

it's a hand, not a walnut!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Depends if you are using the strikethrough or not

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:12, Reply)