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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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can i have an afro on one and heidi plaits on the other?

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I'd put the afro on the smaller one to even them up
All girls have one boob smaller than the other, right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)
allegedly
i dispute it, but nearly all my friends would agree. and apart from one, it's always the right one.
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(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)
that fucking sucks

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You particularly specified badly written.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:23, Reply)
And boy did you provide it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)
I always deliver.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)
i hear that sometimes you don't even bother turning up to make the delivery

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Depends on how psychotic the recipient is.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:20, Reply)
i also specified "poetry"
that is more like poo-try
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All poetry is pooetry
I fucking hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)
My turn!
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(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)
sorry kroney
but this wins

CLICK
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The difference?
Mine had breasts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)
You knew that in order to appeal to Swipe
You had to make it about her.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Yeah, but, right
my poem makes self-mocking reference to the pandering, so it's like totally self-aware and meta, yeah?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)
you're both wrong
it was just better than kroney's.

then again, he did set the bar pretty fucking low!
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BOLLOCKS
I should have demanded a prize for the winner. Something bra-related.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)
competition might not have closed yet

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Can there be a prize for the winner?
Something bra-related?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Many years ago I was "on the nest" with a girl from Mauritius
It was most off-putting that she had one massively long hair protuding from each nip
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:22, Reply)
On the nest with a girl from Mauritius
With breasts that seemed quite delicious
On closer inspection
I lost my erection
On discovering her nips were quite pileous
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Excellent

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