on a human level, i don't see how anyone could be against it
on a legal level, it's a nightmare.

so is money-laundering. as a litigator, it's much lower risk for me, but jesus christ, the things you can go to prison/get an unlimited fine for, in blissful ignorance. we're all better off not knowing.

just been to get my teeth whitening stuff. i will be looking like simon cowell (but without the hairy knuckles) in no time...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:17, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

at home kit or from the dentist?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)

dentist but to do at home
i am such a wuss that i did shitloads of research and came to the conclusion this was the most effective and the least painful. then i chose a really fancy dentist and was reassured when he told me the same thing, as the "at home" is actually £195 cheaper than the "in chair", so i kind of felt he wasn't just trying to rip me off!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:23, Reply)

it's painful?
why not get some strips or whitening toothpaste
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)

only for some people
but my teeth are fairly sensitive anyway, so i bet i am one of the lucky ones.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Whitening toothpaste starts to make my teeth sensitive after a while

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)

*tweaks swipes teeth*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)

So you'll be a badly-dressed parasite with incredibly shit hair...
...but you'll have lovely smooth knuckles.

WIN
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:20, Reply)

you're reading that as "nipples" aren't you?
i know you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Biblically

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)