someone else make a new thread, you're all not even trying here

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:34, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

i am, i raved on about american pretzels and everything!
i even posted a LINK!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:35, Reply)

oh yeah, honey mustard are the best
use to have them when I was a kid
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:36, Reply)

i'd never seen them before
i am loving that website. lemon meringue flavoured marshmallows? hersheys cookies and cream toppings for ice cream?

uk stuff SUCKS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:40, Reply)

No American stuff is horrid
It really is, their chocolate is fucking awful
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Have to agree there.
Smells and tastes like sick. Vile stuff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:43, Reply)

I'm not trying to look through the whole site, but I'll tell you smores poptarts are off the damn chain

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)

i've never had a smore
sad times
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)

get on it ffs what is up with you people

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:51, Reply)

we are food retards

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)

now now, I wish I had the openness you lot do to a lot of food
plus most of you make your meals daily
most of the meals made here are bought in the frozen food section
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)

some british chefs these days are amazing
but we just don't have the same exciting shit that you guys do. eg our ice cream aisle will be 1/10 the size.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)

oh yer moose tracks is the fooking best

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moose%20tracks
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)

oh, lol

( Kroney, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)

indeed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Pretzels are fucking grim.

( Kroney, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:39, Reply)

silly kroney
these are little crunchy pieces, they are much more like crisps than anything else.

AND the pub was in slough.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:40, Reply)

they're just soaked in sauce

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:41, Reply)

they are FIT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:41, Reply)

FIT is the last word I would use to describe them
they are yum, therefor terrible for you
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:43, Reply)

ha, not in a buff, gym-going sense
just in a tasty sense. mmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:47, Reply)

I'm confused, are they snacks or do you eat them for pudding

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:43, Reply)

they're snacks

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:45, Reply)

where does the suace come from?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:47, Reply)

sigh
make the pretzel

soak it in sauce until tasty and salty

bake it until crispy and crunchy

smash it into little pieces

put it in a packet

ship it to the uk

charge £2 a packet

?????????????

profit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)

as below they aren't "saucy" as such?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:50, Reply)

ffs how big is the packet?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:50, Reply)

it's not how big it is, but where you buy it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:50, Reply)

small
the small size in the link above.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:51, Reply)

the sauce isn't wet
they are little salty flavoursome cubes of crunchy win.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:48, Reply)

So there is no sauce?
I don't understand america food
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)

the sauce is baked into it

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:51, Reply)

well, the sauce gets cooked into it
like any crisp flavouring i guess
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:51, Reply)

not really a sauce then is it
Jeez
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Sounds fucking grim, to me.

( Kroney, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)

that is because you are a tasteless idiot

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)

maybe he's a fit fanatic
"steamed veg, no oil, butter, salt."
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:02, Reply)

what's a word for a wet seasoning that is spread on food before it bakes?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Jizz or spit, if it was bought in Slough.

( Kroney, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:54, Reply)

not sauce
If I am promised sauce I expect the food to come in some sort of wet sauce.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)

what's the fucking word then?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)

The Trashmen's less successful follow-up single.

( Kroney, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)

It is unfortunate that the only person likely to get this
is on holiday.
( Kroney, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:01, Reply)

pfffft
we've all seen "family guy" you pretzel-hating retard
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Yeah, but I don't think the band were referenced, were they?
Maybe they were. I don't actually give a shit.
( Kroney, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:03, Reply)

With his bird

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:03, Reply)

F I T

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)

it's just an ingredient really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:03, Reply)

I love food threads with you Krizzabelle

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)

no, you love riling me up

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)

NO*




*maybe


what's pudding?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Silly Swipe.
Pretzels are fucking grim.
( Kroney, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)

yes but
these are not pretzels as you would normally think of them. you would think they were like extra crunchy crisps.

god you NEVER LISTEN!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:46, Reply)

How would I normally think of them? How do you know? You don't, that's how.
Women, endlessly rational (!)

Edit: SO above you explain they're pretzels, but smashed up. Ergo, fucking grim.
( Kroney, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)

because you are thinking of a big soggy figure of 8 covered in salt
this is your idea of a pretzel

if this were an english brand, they wouldn't call them pretzels
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:51, Reply)

I was not.
Although those also sound fucking grim.
( Kroney, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:53, Reply)

you sound fucking grim

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Your face does.

( Kroney, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)