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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good day, bluds.
I am in charge of multi million pound insurance claims. Made by the people we all love to hate - bankers. I get to tell them to fuck off basically.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:27, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I sense an opportunity for fraud here. How much is the average claim? Split it with you 50 - 50.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:30, Reply)
It wouldn't be that difficult. The biggest one I settled last year was USD181m.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:32, Reply)
We need to discuss this in more detail. Beers are required.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)
*fraudlols*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:38, Reply)
I bet you've never heard of the story the guy who insured some cigars, then claimed they got distroyed in a series of small fires and then got arrested for arsein.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)
I have. And it's true.
I believe he took his insurers to court. He won and Insurers paid out. He then got prosecuted for arson.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:13, Reply)
You work in insurance? That would explain the lunches

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:30, Reply)
But not the cowlick.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:32, Reply)
That's compulsory.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Perk of the job.
Got dinner at The Ivy tonight.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Insurance seems to be the last old school industry in this respect

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Being an old school type I really enjoy it.
It's nowhere near as much fun as it was 10-15 years ago. It used to be every day from lunchtime through the afternoon.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:40, Reply)
Gizza job

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I'll leave it to you in my will.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Not too long to wait

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)

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