Good day, bluds.
I am in charge of multi million pound insurance claims. Made by the people we all love to hate - bankers. I get to tell them to fuck off basically.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:27, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I sense an opportunity for fraud here. How much is the average claim? Split it with you 50 - 50.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:30, Reply)

It wouldn't be that difficult. The biggest one I settled last year was USD181m.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:32, Reply)

We need to discuss this in more detail. Beers are required.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)

*fraudlols*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I bet you've never heard of the story the guy who insured some cigars, then claimed they got distroyed in a series of small fires and then got arrested for arsein.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)

I have. And it's true.
I believe he took his insurers to court. He won and Insurers paid out. He then got prosecuted for arson.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:13, Reply)

You work in insurance? That would explain the lunches

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:30, Reply)

But not the cowlick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:32, Reply)

That's compulsory.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Perk of the job.
Got dinner at The Ivy tonight.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Insurance seems to be the last old school industry in this respect

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Being an old school type I really enjoy it.
It's nowhere near as much fun as it was 10-15 years ago. It used to be every day from lunchtime through the afternoon.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Gizza job

( Kroney, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:43, Reply)

I'll leave it to you in my will.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Not too long to wait

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)