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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
+ sexy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:16,
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stupid sexy auntie
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:18,
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has she bought you any pink vibrators recently and has she polished them with her gusset brasso first?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:27,
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i haven't seen her in a few months
so they're probably all stockpiled like a....
..... i have no idea what simile to use for a stash of vibes. like an ann summers shop at christmas?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:36,
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like swipey's aunt with a filled gash.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:39,
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like a row of soldiers dipped in a peeled boiled egg
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:47,
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like a row of cunt ammunition stacked by the breech
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:50,
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that actually made my nose wrinkle involuntarily
well done
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:53,
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like eager cunt rats waiting by the sewer
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:57,
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now you've made them sound like tampons
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:02,
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is a tampon not a sex aid?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:04,
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