i know nothing about st george beyond the whole dragon thing

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:47, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

He was from Turkey, innit.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:51, Reply)

and...?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:52, Reply)

A couple of other countries have him as their patron saint too.
He gets about a bit.

I shall not be wearing 'lolengland' colours, on account of how I'm not English.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)

I am
(except when welsh people give me cake) but I don't really know how to celebrate that fact in fancy dress. Will i have to wear a shell suit with a top hat?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:56, Reply)

I shan't either
On account of how dressing up in cheap national-themed fancy dress is ghastly.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:58, Reply)

So is drinking cider.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:59, Reply)

Parochial is ok, I think.
I may wear a dinner jacket, seeing as how it'll be past 6.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:02, Reply)

Is there not some twist on it
that would make it good?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:02, Reply)

No.
Unless that twist is "not wearing red and white, nor painting crosses on you, nor wearing a flag as a cape, nor any sort of humourlessly themed afro wig"

I will let you get away with a bowler hat and umbrella.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:03, Reply)

Strangely I don't own a bowler hat
purple fedora I have, perhaps I could pimp it up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:06, Reply)

Mr Steed lols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:06, Reply)

I may do it myself, thinking about it.
I'd look fucking ridiculous in a bowler
( Kroney, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:07, Reply)

What, a specimen of physical perfection like yourself?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:08, Reply)

I have the head of an ettin
on the body of a man
( Kroney, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:10, Reply)

I'd have to get a pocket watch and a waistcoat to put it in.
Oh dear, I am going to get over the top.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:10, Reply)

then perhaps I shall turn up in my steampunk kit
although I don't think an evening on cider goes well with a corset
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:12, Reply)

You have a corset
and you tell me you don't have anything sexy to wear?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:20, Reply)

i can't really wear it to go buy a guitar!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:20, Reply)

Not a steampunk corset, maybe.
But if you get yourself some corset-y undies, that will give you the same inner sex-goddess vibe.

It's not what you show, it's how you feel.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:22, Reply)

What is this in aid of?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:23, Reply)

jeffstock
is at a place what is st george's day themed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:33, Reply)

He was the patron saint of Doncaster too, so you might be able to get away with a Donny Rovers shirt.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:59, Reply)

Do they play in red and white?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:03, Reply)

As it happens, they do!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:06, Reply)

That's fine, then.
You have your costume sorted.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:09, Reply)

I think Cavy
Should come dressed as a dragon. It'll tick both boxes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:13, Reply)

which boxes?
I don't really have a dragon costume. Used to have a kind of dragony mask, but all the kit like that I left with the ex
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:14, Reply)

You'll tick the
I live in Wales and I am going to get slayed by cider boxes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:17, Reply)

Whoa, hang on a minute here.
I'm not going to this Bristol malarkey. B*lla's down that way these days, I don't want to run into her. Again.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:24, Reply)

you know it's a big place, right?

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( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:28, Reply)

I do, and I also know sod's law has a habit of striking at the worst possible moment.
Also, I'm a little cagey about travelling five hours each way to meet a load of people I don't know.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:29, Reply)