I like the fact that some of them called him 'Ken' in bed
There's your ultimate sexual fantasy right there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:32, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

its all of our sexual fantasies come to life

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)

he was our local celebrity in wilmslow when i was at primary school
they wheeled him in for every school fair/presentation of novelty giant cheque that you could think of. i don't remember him fucking any of the dinner ladies though.

i went riding with his daughter for a while too. wonder what she thinks of this. there are no words for how much you would cringe if that were your dad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Absolutely.
Old people shouldn't be allowed to have sex. And if they do, they should consider themselves lucky and shut up about it. There's no need to put everybody else off their dinner, is there?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

viagra
it has a LOT to answer for.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Aww, B3th, you're not old.
Just mature for your age.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)

If it were my dad I'd be fucking amazed, frankly, and not a little proud.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

it's not hereditary you know

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Damn right, I'm twice the stud he is.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)

"i went riding with his daughter for a while too. wonder what she thinks of this"
Tee Hee Eee
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Gnah', what the hell is wrong with me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:14, Reply)