Who's Dozer been wanking over now?
Apart from his own reflection
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:38, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sian Williams.
A tribute wank, it was her last day on BBC Breakfast.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:39, Reply)

Swipe, I expect

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:39, Reply)

Evening TD
How do?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:40, Reply)

Topper
No work tomorrow.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:41, Reply)

I am both pleased for you and outraged
I would give two pints of blood in exchange for a day off.

Hang on...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:42, Reply)

I only had to give one last year
I got a day off and spent it eating black pudding and spinach
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:43, Reply)

I'm giving a pint of blood tomorrow anyway
EDIT - It's not a day off, it's a day without pay.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:43, Reply)

No need, you've got the day off
I'm just going to arrange a non-fatal hit on myself, I'm knackered
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:44, Reply)

this is the worst bit of internet bullying i've ever encountered
as in it's so fucking lame I don't even know why I'm here
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:40, Reply)

Which bit in particular?
Bring me up to speed, K. Apart from Dozer being a mod, I already knew that anyway, I'm people who know people
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:41, Reply)

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D SAY THAT KRISTINE
I'd expect it from that twat, but not from you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:41, Reply)

BAN HAMMER

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:43, Reply)

JAN HAMMER

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:43, Reply)

I wield the banhammer, not you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:44, Reply)

There's been no finesse
Not like how you duffed up Battered
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:41, Reply)

That was purely accidental awesomeness.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:43, Reply)

Battered got battered?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:43, Reply)

It was like one a post wonder, crack a Joe Frazier left to the jaw, *BANG* OUT FOR THE COUNT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:45, Reply)

hahahahahahahaha shurrup

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:46, Reply)

Where?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:47, Reply)

DON@TFUCKWIVKRIZZLINTON
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post953870?highlight=answers-post-954165
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:50, Reply)

Battered isn't in that thread.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)

he fucked his account so he couldn't log back in, I'm assuming
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post954096
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)

The JAW
Pay attention, haggis face
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:50, Reply)

oh my god that's racist!
I'm offended and I'm reporting you to the mods.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)

THEY ALREADY KNOW
Well, Dozer does, and he's so mod he shagged Leslie Ash in an alley in Brighton
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)

I gave her the trout pout.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:55, Reply)

Sorry bbz.
And take this as a verbal warning, from B3ta's newest mod.

No more Scot-bashing, mmkay?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)

Scotland are incredibly shit at sport
and your national instrument is ludicrous.

"No".
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:57, Reply)

England are hardly world-class at sport.
And I don't give a fuck about sport anyway, apart from snooker, which the Scots are quite good at.

Remind me again what the English national instrument is- the hurdy gurdy? The lute?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:00, Reply)

England have the best test cricket team in the world
and recently beat the French, World Cup runners up, at rugby, and the Spanish, World and European Champions, at football

DO YOUR RESEARCH, SHOTTON
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:03, Reply)

But they struggle to get past semi-finals in football comps and have a bizarre sense of entitlement.
Rugby is for benders and isn't a real sport.

And the best cricket team? Cricket is a joke and your former colonies delight in whupping your ass at it. You may have the odd season where England do alright, but you're about as consistent at that as you are at football.

And it's funny as fuck how the first thing you can think of to make out that Scotland, as a nation and a country is shit, is sport.

Bravo Darth, bravo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:06, Reply)

You're adorable when you're wrong but can't admit it
Night night xxx
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:08, Reply)

Night babes.
Dream of me so we can be together in our dreams.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:12, Reply)

Darth, you missed a blinder here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:41, Reply)

Summarize

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:42, Reply)

Colin Kwikfit had a Bertdown, made threats and got banned.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:43, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1561147
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:44, Reply)

Epic
I assume this was your doing, mod boy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:45, Reply)

Not really.
He seemed normal at first, but then the facade slipped mightily. Some of us think he is Bert, the older contingent express a somewhat opposing view.

It was very funny though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:46, Reply)

it was shit
like an ape mashing the keyboaRD OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! etc
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:47, Reply)

I'm seeing him tomorrow for Squeeze at the Phil
I'll ask him who he is then
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:49, Reply)

this is all one massive joke isn't it
I'm not sure I can keep up
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:50, Reply)

Viagra and RedTube
Works for me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)

What the fuck are you doing back?
I thought you were prancing about like a Mary tonight.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:42, Reply)

Every night, Shirley?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:44, Reply)

At the minute, yeah

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:46, Reply)

Mwah
Brief respite, had one lesson, going back in 20. Trying to keep myself awake during a video chat with my folks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:45, Reply)

Someone should tell your parents how much you hate them.
It's the kindest thing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:46, Reply)

I don't begrudge giving up an hour of my week for the people who brought me into the world, even when it should be the closest thing to a break I've had all week
I do reserve the right to be bored during
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:49, Reply)

So.
PierBASH.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:49, Reply)

I tried Jeff.
nobody wanted to know. Looks like it'll just be you and me. Or me and Gonz.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:57, Reply)