What have I missed?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:14, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Loads. Where have you been?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:16, Reply)

Being fed at the in laws,
drinking wine and watching Family Guy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:17, Reply)

+up

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:17, Reply)

I've been lucky with my in laws so far.
Both sets.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:20, Reply)

Nice.
Being fed by other people is always a bonus.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:21, Reply)

Tell that to Stephen Hawking.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:22, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:23, Reply)

*click*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:23, Reply)

Woo

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:18, Reply)

Tomorrow we will have a Blousie in da house.
This is also woo.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:19, Reply)

Surely a Had'daway 'n woo!
ya bastard!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:21, Reply)

Get the missus to give her a good old fashioned booby squishing hug from me.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:21, Reply)

That goes without saying.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:23, Reply)

I want photographic evidence of booby squishing

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:26, Reply)

+1

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:26, Reply)

Oh, erm, OK.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:26, Reply)

I've got no idea mate.
From what I can gather, CQ has been stepped.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:16, Reply)

Yeah, I got that.
Been mostly lurking today.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:18, Reply)

I haven't got time for that at the moment.
How are you anyway mate?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:20, Reply)

Not bad.
Got two interviews lined up; this was a welcome realisation when I got back from signing on yesterday. One of them is on the same day and time as my business start up interview, so I'm going to have to cancel again.

How's yerself?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:22, Reply)

Not too bad.
I went to a business start up seminar yesterday, I've got a lot more work to do before I'm ready to present a scope document.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:24, Reply)

Isn't scope some kind of mong charity?
All you need to do is write some stuff in crayon.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:25, Reply)

I did that.
But I was sat too far away from a window to lick it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:26, Reply)

I doubt that.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:27, Reply)

So, yeah, if I get one of these jobs
we'll be Jeffstocking it large.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:28, Reply)

Well I hope you get either of them.
Not just from a JeffSTOCK perspective.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:28, Reply)

I hope I get the slightly higher paid one.
Even if it is £10k less than I was on. Owt's better than nowt.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:30, Reply)

Absolutely.
If you've got a basic coming it, you can still look for something else.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:32, Reply)

*takes note*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:34, Reply)

You know this.
It is easier to find a new job when you've got a job than it is from a standing start.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:34, Reply)

Too true.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:37, Reply)

No shame is taking a career break though!
Especially if you can justify a gap on your C.V with your exciting new business idea!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:38, Reply)

Writing shit on the internet
is probably not considered an exciting business idea.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:40, Reply)

I wish it was. I'd be fucking raking it in.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:42, Reply)

It just seems wrong taking a job when you know you're not planning on staying.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:37, Reply)

And how do you know they are planning on keeping you?
The job might become redundant in 6 months time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:39, Reply)

Hmmm

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:40, Reply)

Indeed.
One's for Age UK, the other's Newcastle council's housing group. Both in Newcastle, but that's OK. All I've ever done in my working life, apart from 18 months, is commute, so I'm used to it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:35, Reply)

No blockers then!
It'll probably do you good to get your nut down to some solid graft again.

I wish you every success with it! When are you seeing these folk?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:37, Reply)

Age UK next Tuesday.
Housing group a week later.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:39, Reply)

Fingers crossed!
Let me know how you get on.

How long is Blousie coming to stay for?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:40, Reply)

Friday to Sunday.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:42, Reply)

Well have a great time!
Are you going anywhere or just relaxing?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:46, Reply)

Off to see a classic punk covers band on Saturday.
in what was the north east heroin capital about 15 years ago.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:49, Reply)

Sounds just the ticket!
Give her a hug from me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:50, Reply)

Will do!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 1:03, Reply)

I got roped into donating to Age UK every month yesterday.
That's three charities I'm signed upto now. I'm single handedly keeping half the bloody ill and vulnerable people in Newcastle alive.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:41, Reply)

If I get a job with them I'll buy you a pint.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:42, Reply)

With the money you've donated.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:44, Reply)

+That the tax payer has funded.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:46, Reply)

It'll be like buying a nurse a drink with the taxes I've forked out for public services.
Come to think of it, I've probably paid my own salary for the last 20 years, seeing as I was a government employee AND a taxpayer.

*waits for Rory to shout me down*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:47, Reply)

I shall hold you to that good sir.
Tell you what though, it's like running a gauntlet down Northumberland Street trying to avoid the charity workers. I only sign upto the good ones (Age UK, Marie Curie Cancer whatever and Shelter) in earshot of the cunts trying to get me to give them money to save the snow leopard to wind them up. Those arseholes won't leave me alone, mostly because I can't resist telling them I hate the snow leopard and everything it stands for when they approach me. They're just trying to annoy me now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:46, Reply)

I will never 'sign up' to a Chugger.
Ask them the following question.

1/ What documentation I can I take away with me to consider this donation.

2/ How much are you being paid to do this? (They are obliged to tell you)

3/ If you think I'm giving my bank details to some fucking crusty cunt in the street, do you think I'd look as stupid as you, you dreadlocked tosser?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:49, Reply)

You don't give them your details on the street, they've got bare clever.
They ask for a text donation which costs a quid/three/five quid depending on how generous you want to be. Then after a couple days they keep phoning you asking to sign up. Truth is I'm going to cancel all the direct debits as soon as I can be bothered. The satisfaction and pride signing upto them in the first place just outweighs the guilt of cancelling the payments, so I still win.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 0:55, Reply)

I have the same problem with gypsies on the Underground.
Except I duck my shoulder when they try and pin some lucky heather on me, then I run away laughing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 1:02, Reply)