i love lasagne. we have a senior solicitors dinner in a few weeks (our in-house catering fucking rocks)
which coincides with the end of my 100 days. as the token veggie, i got to choose the menu. so the rest of them are having smoked salmon and rib eye steaks with chunky chips, onion rings and bernaise sauce. i am having spring onion and feta cheese tartlets and roasted garlic mushroom open lasagne. why isn't there a job where you get to choose people's food all day? i would LIKE that job.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:34, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

at least you've let the real humans have good food.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:35, Reply)

i know
and i picked a pudding that i hate (plum crumble with amaretto biscuit topping) so that i won't have any.

the cheeseboards we do here should be illegal though. i could easily undo the last 100 days in 100 seconds there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:37, Reply)

Amaretto biscuits are sick and wrong
Why would you ruin a good fruit crumble like that?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:42, Reply)

cooked fruit is just WRONG in any form
crumbles and pies can all go and fuck themselves
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:44, Reply)

Apple and/or rhubard crumble is magnificent
Clearly, you're just a headwrong.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:53, Reply)

turd turd turd
stewed to taste and look like a turd.

covered in crumble.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Still better than feta

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:00, Reply)

are they fuck.
I make a vanilla and lemon baked cheesecake on a ginger and amaretti base that can drop knickers at 500 yards.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:44, Reply)

the frilly campness of the beginning of this
does not match the slutty crudeness of the end of it.

you're an enigmatic mix, badger. enigmatic.

but for the record, english un-baked cheesecakes are much much more knicker-dropping than their stodgier baked american cousins.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:45, Reply)

american cheesecakes are a different thing
baked cheesecakes should contain beaten egg white and rise like a souffle.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:48, Reply)

hmmmmmm
i am not convinced. but i remain open to convincing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:50, Reply)

there's no stodge in it at all. you'd love it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:51, Reply)

one day you may come to a london bash
and bring some with you. i would allow that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:58, Reply)

I couldn't possibly allow myself
to be responsible for that level of aquaplaning, sweetie.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:02, Reply)

ha, the proof of the pudding is in the eating-out?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Sorry badge, my knickers are staying on if you include amaretti.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:47, Reply)

you fucking pricktease.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:48, Reply)

The course for people there sounds magnificent.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:52, Reply)