I suspect this is your problem.
You want a job, rather than needing one, this leaves you being pick=y in an over saturated marketplace where most everyone else is willing to debase themselves as much as necessary to get whatever's going.

Sorry to be harsh, but it sounds like it's time to either lower your standards and try harder of stick to being self-employed as that is likely more comfortable than what you will find available ATM.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:03, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

She is always available for A2M.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:08, Reply)

She fucking isn't.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:10, Reply)

it's like being in church

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Should I change my name to Father Quixote?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:12, Reply)

i'm too old and too female for you to molest
so sure
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Among other things.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:14, Reply)

pfffft
you'd cream your pants within 200000 yards and we all know it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:16, Reply)

I have been in the same room as you and somehow managed to resist.
I am clearly gay.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:17, Reply)

I thought you were only gay for me?
HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)

I am sweety, stop worrying.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Darling, you turn everybody gay.
Especially the girls.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:23, Reply)

i was fatter and drunker then
you will not resist the 2012 swipe
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:23, Reply)

I'm not particularly interested in skinny women.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)

yeah..... you and i might have 98 problems, but that ain't ever gonna be one of them old buddy old pal

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Father Christmas more like
That way you can get little boys to sit on your lap... hang on, was this a Catholic church?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:14, Reply)