The primary reason for my being both poor and in Slough
is my resolute refusal to house or flat share. I just can't stand the thought of going through that shit again.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:13, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I never thought I'd enjoy house sharing, but I honestly love it in my place

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)

I guess having the boiler in your under the stairs cupboard keeps you nice and warm

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:17, Reply)

I'm on the 2nd floor, sorry to break it to you.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Oh wow they gave you the attic
"No AA you have the attic it'll be fun climbing the ladder everynight, honest"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Nope, that's above me.
Large house, several floors, you see?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)

large work
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Again, nope.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I can't afford to even live in Slough

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:17, Reply)

It's worth looking at. It's not a seductive town
but rents are reasonable, trains to anywhere you need to go etc. Just stay away from Chalvey. Fuck me, that area's grim.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)

I'm looking at Britwell at the moment, so it's easy for work
I wanted a house, but I'll have to settle for a flat.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)

i couldn't live in a house full of randoms again, it was fun in my 20's though
but i reckon my housemates have had a pretty easy time of it in my flat, as i'm never in, so they basically get the flat to themselves most of the time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:18, Reply)

You are like well old

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:18, Reply)

fuck you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Your housemates are the borrowers?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)

On the other hand, once I got into my 20s
I got territorial.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:20, Reply)

'it's like being a real soldier, honest'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)

will you leave quentin alone?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)

SIR YES SIR

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)

shittest foreplay ever

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)

FEAR. HAS NO PLACE. IN THIS DOJO.

'yes Quentsei'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)

*pause whilst "girlfriend" is re-inflated*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Same here.
Plus I own so much stuff I need a flat in which to store it all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)

I had to throw stuff away when I moved into this flat
I lived in a three bedroom house for eighteen months and although two of those rooms were empty, I filled up two fucking skips and *still* had too much stuff to fit in the flat.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:22, Reply)

maybe if you spent less of your money on Satr Trek memorabilia that fills up your house
then you wouldn't need to live in Slough!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Satyr Trek
The planet hopping paedo adventures of Mr Tumnus
( Kroney, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Mr Bumnus

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Hahahaha
Oh Christ, I hate myself for laughing at that
( Kroney, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)

we hate you too
hope this helps
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)

I am genuinely sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)

He's clearly a fucking nonce
Have you seen the way he looks at Lucy?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)

It makes me cringe. Both the BBC series and the film versions
are deeply fucking sinister. There's just no way to film that to make not look like a fiddler.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Once I was told the whole thing is a bent Jesus allegory
even the books don't appeal any more. And I loved them as a yout'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)

This
it ruined them for me. Especially in the last one where Susan doesn't get in to heaven because she's more interested in nylons and lipstick. Fuck off, Lewis.
(berk, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Indeed.
My father thinks the sun shone out his tedious Christian ass. On this and so many other issues, he is plain wrong.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:40, Reply)

How was Iceland?
Did you go to the blue lagoon?
(berk, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)

He preferred it at the Blue Oyster Bar

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:47, Reply)

It was fucking brilliant, thanks./
We did indeed. It's like bathing on the moon, I thought. The pint I had whilst in there is one of the most enjoyable drinks I have ever had, too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:47, Reply)

I'm very glad to hear it.

(berk, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:51, Reply)

the worst of the lot is the 1970's cartoon with june whitfield
mr tumnus has a red face and green curly hair and looks straight up lucy's skirt when he calls her a "daughter of eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Blissfully unaware of its existence.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Trebus lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:23, Reply)