I had a housemate who used to bring back girls he met at squat raves
and would then moan that they wouldn't leave or were crazy. He also used to go into rather more detail than I would care to hear about their fannies.
Nice guy, but just a bit much to live with.

There was also a scary old man in the flat called Don. He had an amazing ability to turn every conversation into one about suicide, was a Cornish separatist and had a very red veiny nose which made me feel ill when I looked at it.
( wanderlust, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:26, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You don't half pick them.
Still no problems now then?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Monty's not that bad really.
He doesn't talk about other girl's fannies and his nose doesn't make me feel sick.
( wanderlust, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:33, Reply)

It's his penis that makes you sick isn't it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)

I was going to say
If there was a choice between Monty's penis and your face. I'd take Monty's penis every time, but that doesn't sound quite right.
( wanderlust, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:45, Reply)

It sounds fine to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Give it time, it'll 'Westbrook' soon enough

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)

But what about the other 99% of him?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Or in Gonz's case, 80%

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:39, Reply)

terrible racism

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:42, Reply)

I thought it was fairly successful racism.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)

No real names lusty!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I knew I recognised you from somewhere.
How's the old separatist shit going, anyway, Don?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Fine thanks, what's the fanny like on your lastest rave conquest

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:33, Reply)

'like a soggy aubergine' (c) Bert

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)

"Looks like a hand grenade went off in a sea urchin" (c) Boss Keloid

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)

"looks like a burst badger"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)

"like a Wookiee's fish supper"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:40, Reply)

You've managed to make a subthread about fanny euphemisms into a nerdy Star Wars one.
Well done you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:43, Reply)

I defy any man to be nerdier this day

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)

"Smuggling Dennis Rodman"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)

"GET TO THA CLOPPA!"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:56, Reply)

"Clit like a silverback's knuckle" (c) Tourettes

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:00, Reply)

"A stamped bat"

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:09, Reply)