Fuck me, those be heavy words!
I had him down as just another RL, one-trick, shouty, chewing gum in the hair type arsehole.
But never a replacement for me...
*shudders*
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:07, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Rory is a funny guy.
I have at least two tricks, and I only chew gum when I'm raving.

Rory though...funny guy. Just his persona on here is spiky to say the least. I know you and him have had run ins. But I like him, alright?

And TD is a wonderful man. There's room for all of us here.

*cries*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)

You've not been making much room for anyone else recently, though.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Meaning what?
I hate brown nosery and sycophancy, online as much as IRL.

So don't expect me to take part in plastic love-ins with people that I don't know.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Eh?
You want to be Monty and Rory. You are deluded enough to think Swipe is a normal woman.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Are we all going to start fighting again?
*holds hands*
*sings kum bah yah*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:25, Reply)

I don't fight with anybody, fighting implies competition.
And I don't compete with anyone on here.

It would be like taking gold at the special olympics.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:26, Reply)

in that you could win neither?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:27, Reply)

No.
In that any sense of pride in winning would be instantly eclipsed by the cold fact that one may have won, but one was competing against spastics.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:28, Reply)

One of my maths teachers represented Britain at teh special olympics.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:29, Reply)

That is funny as fuck.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:30, Reply)

He had a gimpy leg, which hardly seemed 'special' enough to me.
He was a table tennis player. Seoul 88.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:32, Reply)

Table tennis is hardly a real sport though.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:34, Reply)

He used to wear his Team GB tracksuit to school.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:34, Reply)

I bet he did.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:37, Reply)

I don't want to be Monty and Rory, I just have a compatible sense of humour.
And I know for a fact that Swipe is a sensitive, very likeable woman.

She has a persona on here, like we all do. There are people beyond the pixels.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:25, Reply)

hahahahahahaahahahahaha

(PsychoChomp, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:27, Reply)

Yes?
You called?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:31, Reply)

Did I?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:33, Reply)

Possibly
I wasn't listening that closely, just got in and family guy is on.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:35, Reply)

I was actually defending your honour against baseless slurs.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:37, Reply)

Aw thank you
Although as we are talking the world's most whingey weirdo and the world's most inexplicably arrogant failure, I'm not sure they count as "slurs". White noise maybe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:40, Reply)

Wait, so which am I?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:41, Reply)

I don't think you fit either mould

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:44, Reply)

That's not necessarily a good thing.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:45, Reply)

Yawn yawn more swipe slagging from this weird dullard who's never ever spoken to me directly
Why don't you go dig a hole in your AWESOME garden and fuck it? It's as close as you'll get to sex til 2015
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:29, Reply)

*cries at being called a weird dullard*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:30, Reply)

You'll get over it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:34, Reply)

When?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:34, Reply)

When you get over someone

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:35, Reply)

Argh b3th
Stupid iPad, have clicked "I like this" 3 times instead of reply! Anyway. A friend keeps asking me how long this process should take at the moment. I have no idea how to answer. Any ideas??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:41, Reply)

It depends how into the person you were/are.
Love is a terrible thing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:43, Reply)

I don't know.
I've never broken up with anyone.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:46, Reply)

Funny if you like arseholes.
Run-ins? No, RL sees me online and spouts out the same shit every time. Never a funny word, has no idea where the line is and never has any new material.
And you want to snuggle up with that? Go ahead.
Bleh.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:19, Reply)

Dude.
I'm not snuggling with anybody.

There's a line?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:21, Reply)

Going on about how funny RL is, it's bullshit.
And yes, the line refers to tedium and repetition.
Are you really not this retarded in real life?
I find that hard to believe.
TD, are you there? You were well wrong about this one.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:26, Reply)

I am very far from retarded.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:29, Reply)

It's certainly an impression you give.
In fact you seem to relish in it.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:35, Reply)

I'm all about the dissonance dude.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:36, Reply)

Ok.

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:50, Reply)