GENERIC EVENING THREAD TIME

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:00, 180 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Y'reckon there's any call for this Gonz?
I was torn between going to the offie and going to bed.

I'll nip to the offie and come back if there's any life on here.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:02, Reply)

alright TD
Had an enjoyable night out yesterday in the Sparrow Cafe up the top of town. Great place, I'd thoroughly recommend it.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:23, Reply)

I know The Sparrow and it's owners
It's an offshoot of Don't Tell Titus in Saltaire.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:25, Reply)

They meant no harm

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:34, Reply)

Hah
my sister read that book yesterday
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:57, Reply)

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT TO HELL.
I have a perfect steak that needs to be eaten today or binned. I have the makings of a peppcorn sauce with brandy and mushrooms. I have a jacket potato with blue cheese to crumble over it. I have the makings of a nice salad with balsamic vinegarette and beatroots (I fucking love beatroots), I was going to slice some strong pickled onions over it, like little flavour bombs. It was going to rock. I've been looking forward to it all week.

And now my guts hurt and I can't take that kind of food, let alone be fucked to make it. I'll do the jacket potato 'cus if I don't eat it'll get worst and I've already cooked it. Fuck's sake. I was so looking forward to that, now I have to bin a £8 ribeye 'cus I thought I froze it on thursday but it was hiding in the fridge.

I'm a dyslexic who likes to write and communicates mostly through text.
I'm a food enphusiast who has chronic gastro problems.
I'm a ...ermm.... don't these profound things come in threes? ermm.... yeah'. I'm a great lover yet perma-single.

I had to turn down the "I DONT KNOW IF ITS A DATE" date tomo too 'cus having to use a hot water bottle isn't a good look, and I've got SOOO much work to do.

However, I get my treatment on wensday and then I'm good for another 7 weeks or soo, and life can go back to being totally awesome by this time next week.

Game of Throwns fucking rocks though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:03, Reply)

Might it not be an idea
To buy the food once you're sure of the gastro problems - or do they just come on irregularly?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:06, Reply)

There is no timing to them at all, last night I was perfectly fine.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:09, Reply)

That's a shitter
I sometimes moan about stuff, but it always pulls me up short when I read about your condition.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:17, Reply)

There are far nicer and far worst things in life, if this turn out to be my only problem, that it wouldn't be a bad life.
I'll tell you one thing though, first jacket potato I've had in about 5 years, and it tastes AMAZING with butter and a tiny drop of blue cheese.

I think that's gonna be my 'thing' now, jacket potatos.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Can you cook the steak and freeze it?
I think you can. Dunno if it'd be any good, mind, but it could go in a stew or a stirfry if not.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:09, Reply)

I just spoke to Ma' who said cook it and eat it tomo, re-heated which sounds like an accelent idea.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)

I knew cooking it would give you an extra day
or two for those of us with less obstreperous guts.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)

evening all
i'm unreasonably grumpy. no particular reason. should we play music at each other?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:19, Reply)

KILL SOME ORCS
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:21, Reply)

that's next weekend
hence the sewing I am doing in such a rock and roll fashion on a saturday night
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Dozer doesn't appear to about so it could be an option
But if I'm going to do it I'd need alcoholic stimulants which means going to the offie.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:23, Reply)

go and get some then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Back in 15 then.
Keep my seat warm.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:28, Reply)

King size silver rizla, caramac and can of Dr Pepper please.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:29, Reply)

I want caramac bad, now

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:30, Reply)

dULLEST assignment EVAH!

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:21, Reply)

STILL on that?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Yeah, well I had to kill some aliens and save the galaxy from the reapers didn't I!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:27, Reply)

damned reapers

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Honestly Cavy they are simply barbaric.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Funny, they say the same about you

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:56, Reply)

I did fuck them up

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:27, Reply)

I'm back
If I was a DJ I'd start my set with this fucker

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hugY9CwhfzE
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)

yeah

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Then slip into this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIu2Fr2nIhI

Did you know that I look a man out of maroon 5?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)

really?
that must be embarrassing and not the sort of thing you'd mention every 5 minutes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:03, Reply)

He's a really nice guy in real life
But he's turning into an utter gobshite on here.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:06, Reply)

And I'd follow it with this fucker:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CfiQCTZByg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)

THIS IS MY SET!
You're now the second least popular poster on here!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:03, Reply)

i think he's called you out, man
now you have to have a dance off or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:05, Reply)

As long as it isn't a drink-off.
He'd beat me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Nah mate, I'm all reformed, innit ;)
Dance-off it is, but not tonight. My belly is too full of sechuan pork ribs, shredded beef Guilin with fried rice, banana fritters and ice cream (to mention nothing of finishing off my sister's lemon chicken and my wife's Singapore noodles). I'm fucking stuffed. As big as a house!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)

One for you and me both
Everyone else listen and appreciate.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZhbcr-TogM
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Fabtastic ;)
Funnily enough, I was listening to Honey Steele's Gold just this very afternoon...
Spooky!
I think my favourite EK line is "I have designs on you that come from dirty books and I'd lie to you if that was what it took", always puts me in mind of a certain KE I knew in Liverpool ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:18, Reply)

I've never seen this before
It's stunning isn't it?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:19, Reply)

Had to go for this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYTG4wDcC1w

My favourite, other than Saints stuff.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:23, Reply)

I could fucking cry!
Have you got/heard character assassination/death to the howdy doody brigade?
It's a 2-parter, same album pre and post production, so to speak.
I've got it on white vinyl, pristine it is.
Think I might put it on the Linn...
You MUST hunt it out, I urge you like you have probably never been urged before!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:38, Reply)

Have it on CD
With Ed's take on Ring Of Fire.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:51, Reply)

Is it the 2-parter?
Or was that just on vinyl?
Ignore that last gaz.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:56, Reply)

2 part on CD
I need more Ed, but Ed was in The Saints, the band that proved that punk would have evolved without Pere Ube.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYTG4wDcC1w
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:01, Reply)

That's the best interests at heart link again.
You muppet.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:11, Reply)

So whilst we're on it, have something different...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPH-vhpEnaI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Aware of this
But good to hear it again.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:29, Reply)

I've only ever heard "Hole" by him, but it's a bloody good album.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:42, Reply)

Generic evening reply.
Now then, everybody, what the jiggery hell is going on in here today?
It had better perk up by tomorrow, or I might have to Get Cross.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)

i'm sewing, b3th, SEWING
on a saturday night. I have no mojo
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Fuck a duck, Caves.
What's the world coming to?

When are you going back to the guitar shop?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Awww MAN
I'd forgotten the pack of coriander leaves in the bottom plastic bit of the fridge for... dunno, over a week. Opened.

Black stinky liquid now. :( gotta clean.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:03, Reply)

What an abject waste of coriander.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:10, Reply)

This kind of behaviour boils my piss.
Fairly does.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:16, Reply)

Quendoids.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:26, Reply)

If you're not happy with me say it on here.
Don't text me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:30, Reply)

It was a comedy text dudezilla
And soz dude, I've been on the Auchentoshan and Naked Grouse.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:32, Reply)

A line I'd rather you didn't cross, thank you.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Srsly, soz dude.
Tipsoid. Bad week.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:47, Reply)

So TD, I want a straight answer...
You gave your mobile number to PD?
Are you gone full retard?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:51, Reply)

Why would that be full retard?
IRL I am perfectly respectable, clean cut and hard working.

Just like Pat Bateman.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:52, Reply)

So you just save the cuntyness for here?
Ok.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:57, Reply)

FFS.
Yes of course I do.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:59, Reply)

I've met him
He's a nice guy.

Not the nutter he is on line. You'd like him, I think.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:53, Reply)

I'll take your word for that...
Bit it's definitely not something that had occured to me, what with all the arsery and yelping and stuff.
One to steer clear of, I would have thought.
Just goes to show how 2 dimensional we can be on a screen.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:00, Reply)

That's well lol.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:01, Reply)

I think he's almost taken your mantle as biggest tosser over the past few days
Anyway, you've got a Saint's link up there.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:04, Reply)

*cries*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:04, Reply)

Fuck me, those be heavy words!
I had him down as just another RL, one-trick, shouty, chewing gum in the hair type arsehole.
But never a replacement for me...
*shudders*
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Rory is a funny guy.
I have at least two tricks, and I only chew gum when I'm raving.

Rory though...funny guy. Just his persona on here is spiky to say the least. I know you and him have had run ins. But I like him, alright?

And TD is a wonderful man. There's room for all of us here.

*cries*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)

You've not been making much room for anyone else recently, though.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Meaning what?
I hate brown nosery and sycophancy, online as much as IRL.

So don't expect me to take part in plastic love-ins with people that I don't know.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Eh?
You want to be Monty and Rory. You are deluded enough to think Swipe is a normal woman.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Are we all going to start fighting again?
*holds hands*
*sings kum bah yah*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:25, Reply)

I don't fight with anybody, fighting implies competition.
And I don't compete with anyone on here.

It would be like taking gold at the special olympics.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:26, Reply)

in that you could win neither?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:27, Reply)

No.
In that any sense of pride in winning would be instantly eclipsed by the cold fact that one may have won, but one was competing against spastics.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:28, Reply)

One of my maths teachers represented Britain at teh special olympics.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:29, Reply)

That is funny as fuck.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:30, Reply)

He had a gimpy leg, which hardly seemed 'special' enough to me.
He was a table tennis player. Seoul 88.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:32, Reply)

Table tennis is hardly a real sport though.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:34, Reply)

He used to wear his Team GB tracksuit to school.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:34, Reply)

I bet he did.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:37, Reply)

I don't want to be Monty and Rory, I just have a compatible sense of humour.
And I know for a fact that Swipe is a sensitive, very likeable woman.

She has a persona on here, like we all do. There are people beyond the pixels.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:25, Reply)

hahahahahahaahahahahaha

(PsychoChomp, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:27, Reply)

Yes?
You called?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:31, Reply)

Did I?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:33, Reply)

Possibly
I wasn't listening that closely, just got in and family guy is on.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:35, Reply)

I was actually defending your honour against baseless slurs.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:37, Reply)

Aw thank you
Although as we are talking the world's most whingey weirdo and the world's most inexplicably arrogant failure, I'm not sure they count as "slurs". White noise maybe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:40, Reply)

Wait, so which am I?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:41, Reply)

I don't think you fit either mould

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:44, Reply)

That's not necessarily a good thing.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:45, Reply)

Yawn yawn more swipe slagging from this weird dullard who's never ever spoken to me directly
Why don't you go dig a hole in your AWESOME garden and fuck it? It's as close as you'll get to sex til 2015
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:29, Reply)

*cries at being called a weird dullard*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:30, Reply)

You'll get over it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:34, Reply)

When?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:34, Reply)

When you get over someone

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:35, Reply)

Argh b3th
Stupid iPad, have clicked "I like this" 3 times instead of reply! Anyway. A friend keeps asking me how long this process should take at the moment. I have no idea how to answer. Any ideas??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:41, Reply)

It depends how into the person you were/are.
Love is a terrible thing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:43, Reply)

I don't know.
I've never broken up with anyone.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:46, Reply)

Funny if you like arseholes.
Run-ins? No, RL sees me online and spouts out the same shit every time. Never a funny word, has no idea where the line is and never has any new material.
And you want to snuggle up with that? Go ahead.
Bleh.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:19, Reply)

Dude.
I'm not snuggling with anybody.

There's a line?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:21, Reply)

Going on about how funny RL is, it's bullshit.
And yes, the line refers to tedium and repetition.
Are you really not this retarded in real life?
I find that hard to believe.
TD, are you there? You were well wrong about this one.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:26, Reply)

I am very far from retarded.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:29, Reply)

It's certainly an impression you give.
In fact you seem to relish in it.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:35, Reply)

I'm all about the dissonance dude.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:36, Reply)

Ok.

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:50, Reply)

Nice. Have you tried the Snow Grouse? I kept picking it up and putting it back (could it be the lager of the whisky world?)
(MenaceCoat, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:50, Reply)

Nope.
And I took a lot of convincing to try Naked Grouse.

It's alright, nowt special. They tried to foist Monkey Shoulder on me, but I fell back on Auchentoshan 12. A very, very good malt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:52, Reply)

Monkey Shoulder is ok, but I am very jealous about the Auchentoshan. The last nice drop I had was Glenrothes
(MenaceCoat, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:02, Reply)

Auchentoshan doesn't need a lot of ageing.
But as good as the standard 12 year old is, the 18 year old and 21 year old are even better.

And the three wood is unbelievable.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:03, Reply)

It's a bastard to spell though. They need to work on their marketing
(MenaceCoat, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:08, Reply)

No it's not.
Have you tried an cnoc?

Very light, very delicate, very summery dram.

Track it down. Again, it doesn't need a lot of time in the cask. Lighter whiskies don't.

At Xmas I had Glenfarclas. Perfect Xmas whisky, just have a triple instead of a portion of Xmas pudding.

EDIT: And the Glenfarclas was very young- 10 year old. It just gets richer with age.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:11, Reply)

I like the have a whisky instead of pudding advice. Will you back me up when the time comes?
(MenaceCoat, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:16, Reply)

I will.
and I work in Compliance, I will have an agreement which is Fair, Clear and Not Misleading.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:17, Reply)

Right. We need to work together to make sure that Whisky Buff stays on the hobbies part of a job application, and not in the medical questionnaire.
(MenaceCoat, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:31, Reply)

I would leave it out of a CV.
Do you want prospective employers to think you have an incipient dipsomania?

I think not.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:32, Reply)

Definitely not
Will substitute with "socialises with friends"
(MenaceCoat, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:38, Reply)

That is what quenders put down.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:38, Reply)

Yeah, but.I'm not telling lies
(MenaceCoat, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:40, Reply)

We buy balloons, we let them go.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Why are Bark Psychosis listed under Electronica in my media player?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:50, Reply)

because you touch yourself at night.
/autocomplete
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:54, Reply)

How does my laptop know about that?
Oh right, the porn.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:55, Reply)

3am, lost in the k-hole, due to the drugs your brain is concoting its own tech-house tunes, so I drop this bomb...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AzLgswmJxA
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 22:55, Reply)

Good night bitches

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:29, Reply)

Aight bbz.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:29, Reply)

I'm off too. Thanks for a good first week off topicists
(MenaceCoat, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:33, Reply)

By unpopular requests
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLbyaNbhHdU
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:35, Reply)

I've just been listening to Low, I now have Codeine on and if I make my next planned move, Labradford via The For Carnation, I will be in tears.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:36, Reply)

I think I shall be hunting out "Eternally yours" soonly.
It fair gets going, not in the ways I thought it would.
Never really was much of a one for punk, to simple I guess, but this works.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:49, Reply)

I like post punk.
Been listening to Metal Box a lot recently.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:50, Reply)

No, Eternally Yours is ace.
But then:-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLbyaNbhHdU
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:52, Reply)

I'm in London.
It's quiet.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:36, Reply)

Is it half term?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:37, Reply)

Still two weeks to go for me unfortunately.
I'm back down to chirpse bare girls for the weekend.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:41, Reply)

Get over to Leeds.
We shall go raving.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:46, Reply)

Dread and fear should not be confused.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:46, Reply)

By dread I'm inspired, by fear I'm amused.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Fuck it, trying to cheer up here, I just put on Cowboy Junkies.
Not going to work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:52, Reply)

Are you drunk?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:54, Reply)

A bit.
I have Auchentoshan to hand.

Why?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:55, Reply)

The lack of coherent conversation

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:57, Reply)

I can do coherence.
Try me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:57, Reply)

Just read back the page in the morning

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:00, Reply)

No thanks.
Someone told Darth that he's far better looking than me.

Ever since I heard this, I've been self-medicating with lashings of booze.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:01, Reply)

You're a tosser
But I sometimes like your taste in music.

If you're liking Cowboy Junkies check out Green on Red.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:58, Reply)

Fuck you in the hole, daddio.
WTF is green on red? I am listening to Cowboy Junkies version of Blue Moon as I type. Next up, Powderfinger, then a select trip through the Trinity Session.

Then probably some rudebwoy jungle ting.

You know me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 23:59, Reply)

Saw Cowboy Junkies in Alberqurque a few years ago.
Has your internet bird told you to fuck off?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:04, Reply)

What internet bird?
I think my hand may be forced into DMAAKM.

ALL YOUR FAULT, TD.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:05, Reply)

The Shallow Swipe

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:07, Reply)

Two things dude.
Swipe is in no way my 'bird', nor is she shallow, any more than I am a callow, whisky obsessed male model.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:09, Reply)

And I am me - bedtime. XX

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:12, Reply)

Aight bbz.
Was going to ask if you know Warpaint.

But you have to go to Bedfordshire, I understand.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 0:13, Reply)