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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I got rid of my last car years ago, and never regretted it.Living in a city, it's pointless.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:31, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
Quite so.When I lived in Islington my ex had a car: it took on average half an hour to find a space and was vandalised three times in a year. She sold it and was glad to be rid of it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:37,
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Did you get creative with the vandalisation?Or did you resort to "vandal classic" like slashing her tires? I bet hers was the only care in London with "Why won't you call me Adolf in bed, vile harlot?" graffiti'd on the bonnet
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Different ex.The menkle one is partially-sighted and would never be allowed to drive.
This one was actually a nice woman. I bumped into her a few years ago, she'd married an Indian man and, bizarrely, lost her sense of smell. My suggestion that this would be handy given her choice of husband did not go down well.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:45,
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I didn't really say that, and have only just thought of it.Gutted.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:47,
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I'll just wait for her husband to call my workfrom his call centre, to ask about utility bills, and I'll tell him then.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:56,
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I can't believe no-one has made a joke about the only woman you can prove you've penetratedis fucking blind.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:54, Reply)
I think the moment may have passedAlso I can never find it in me to mock a fellow eye-mong
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