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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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In that case, I'm surprised he hasn't gone for Swipey

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:27, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
she's too old for him

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:27, Reply)

old female

Oh yeah, I went there. Me.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:30, Reply)
You went female?
No-one is surprised Darth. No-one at all.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)
Don't get your hopes up
I'm still out of your league
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)
I know that
Fucks sake, you're a Norwich lass. The only way I'd get to fuck you is if we were married, or related.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:35, Reply)
I'm not though am I
I'm a Nottingham lass. This means I have to fight off three other girls for every man, and that I have a gun.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)
And you're black.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Ah, now, this is where Norwich is relevant
If I were black I'd have been hounded out of town by now. Pitchforks and flaming torches distinctly possible.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)
If you were an actual darkie, you'd have already stolen them.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)
What would I do with fire?
Apart from wonder what it was
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Set fire to things, like in the riots

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:49, Reply)
you mean and not or

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Whilst this sentence makes sense, it just looks wrong.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)
A bit like Stewart Lee

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:50, Reply)
Soz
I couldn't be arsed to fiddle around with punctuation on my phone.

You mean "and", not "or".
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:25, Reply)

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