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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I know that
Fucks sake, you're a Norwich lass. The only way I'd get to fuck you is if we were married, or related.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:35,
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I'm not though am I
I'm a Nottingham lass. This means I have to fight off three other girls for every man, and that I have a gun.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:42,
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And you're black.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:43,
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Ah, now, this is where Norwich is relevant
If I were black I'd have been hounded out of town by now. Pitchforks and flaming torches distinctly possible.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:45,
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If you were an actual darkie, you'd have already stolen them.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:46,
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What would I do with fire?
Apart from wonder what it was
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:47,
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Set fire to things, like in the riots
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:49,
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you mean and not or
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:46,
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Whilst this sentence makes sense, it just looks wrong.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:47,
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A bit like Stewart Lee
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:50,
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Soz
I couldn't be arsed to fiddle around with punctuation on my phone.
You mean "and", not "or".
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:25,
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