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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
MMPS will help you pulll it off again
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:39,
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13 years ago)
\o/
*puts on sexy and I know it*
*oils up birthday suit*
*gyrates*
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:42,
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*films*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:43,
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best use the wide lens.
and the high focus for the "close-up" :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:47,
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these words do not entirely make sense
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:48,
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well I'm not spelling it out Cavy.
Close your eyes, count to ten then try again.
If this doesn't help, I'm sorry. I just wasted 10 seconds of your life :(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:50,
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my point is that
I wasn't sure of your technical terms - by wide lens, did you mean wide angle? Will there be a lot of area to cover? By high focus, did you mean high depth of field? Why would that be important?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:53,
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Just make sure you capture it all and stop asking questions
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:58,
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oh ffs. FAT AND SMALL COCK
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:02,
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you'd be better off using telephoto
to reduce the appearance of lardiness, then switch to wide angle and close shot of the penis to exaggerate the size
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:09,
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I see you have experience in this area.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:22,
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