I saw a recipe in the paper the other day
for spaghetti with chilli and crumbled, fried black pudding - that sounds fucking lovely, I thought.

In other news a mate of mine gave me a fucking enormous crab last night, for nothing. He kept just one claw for himself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:36, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

your mate gave you crabs?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Yes, right in front of my girlfriend.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:38, Reply)

blimey
you east london lot are kinky
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:41, Reply)

He's a cripple as well.
Added a little 'special interest' to the proceedings.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:42, Reply)

always knew you were up for including the minorities in your activities.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:43, Reply)

I love everyone equally.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:53, Reply)

love loathe
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Don't believe anyone who tells you that shaving your pubic hair will rid you of crab infestation

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I know!
I think my mum just said that for a laugh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:40, Reply)

are you speaking from experience here?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Nope

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:44, Reply)

I think you are.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:53, Reply)

TMI

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:41, Reply)

That does sound good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:38, Reply)

i keep reading this as a response to AA's post about shaving

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Nothing finer than a shaved scrotum

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:51, Reply)

It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:58, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:59, Reply)