Please please release me let me go.
My computer blew up, well technically my backup computer decided to part this world. I am currently using a netbook the size of a childs first calculator. Well touch and talk thingies - the red things with a handle.

Anyway please rescue me, its running unbuntu, which I am starting to get used to, however where do the programs that I minimise go to. I minimise something, say firefox with a bunch of tabs open, logically I think clicking on the firefox icon on the bar thingy will restore that minimised session. but no it opens up a new window, my previous tabs to never be found again. Please educate me. Please tell me I am thick.

Cupcakes and cider for everyone that helps.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 15:58, 21 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You are thick.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 16:03, Reply)

I wasted so much time typing the same thing.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)

I'm too busy talking about bottoms in the other thread to care.
but I suggest Google will be more help to you, linux stuff tends to be well documented on line and Ubuntu is hardly a rare distro. Then again if yoiu weren't to think to use Google, why would you ask here?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Fuck off Bert.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)

This is a common problem with a very simple solution
I recommend that you delete your account and then kill yourself.
Hope this helps x
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

You have to lick the icons on the screen with your tongue.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)

trun it off and piss in your own bumn

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)

please give me attention, I don't care how I get it.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)

They go to program heaven.
It's like a lovely farm where all the programs are really happy and it's always sunny.

Don't worry 'feedingtimeatthezoo', Mummy and I will get you another program at the weekend. It'll be just as good and we can have fun coming up with a name for him!

hugz4U lol

*waggles eyebrows*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)

You should try /talk, I find it more helpful over there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 16:38, Reply)

or /board
they'll definitely help.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 16:53, Reply)

It's nearly home time Yaaaay*

*I did the kermit the frog thing there
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)

You turned into a tedious, unfunny knobend from the 70s?
Are you after my job or something?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 16:51, Reply)

The new muppet movie is actually very funny
I had to stop myself laughing during the flight I watched it on.

That had nothing to do with the multiple free whiskys I had.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 16:52, Reply)

Funny.
The version I took my kid to was shite. The only amusing bit was 'I've got an idea!' Cut to them eating chilli dogs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 16:53, Reply)

I was laughing hard at the guy who couldn't laugh
and so just kept repeating "maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 16:54, Reply)

I see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 16:57, Reply)

That made me snigger even though I had only read it in text form from you just now.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 17:37, Reply)

Like so?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Unbuntu sucks Quentin's cock.
Hope this helps.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 17:18, Reply)