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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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ice cream, vodka
loud music, one night stand
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:48, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
You and me baby?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:49, Reply)
ain't nothing but mammals

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:50, Reply)
*smooths eyebrows*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:51, Reply)
is this advice or an invite?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:49, Reply)
SHE WAS INVITING ME.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:50, Reply)
I don't have a limit on numbers

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:50, Reply)

numbers orifices
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:52, Reply)
I draw the line
at making extra orifices. Definitely
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)
and cocks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)
Remember Tim Westwood's advice
"Wrap it up, before you slap it up"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:51, Reply)
Drop the bomb.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:52, Reply)
I like how just thinking about
tim westward works as a contraceptive
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:52, Reply)
*westwood*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)
No, she's talking about the DJ that only ever faces the setting sun

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:58, Reply)
My mistake, sorry.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:59, Reply)
I have hard liquor

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:50, Reply)
I bought Auchentoshan on Friday.
Might have some with lemonade later.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:52, Reply)
topped up with some auto-asphixiation
You Tory scum
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)
You are confusing me with Battered.
He's the midget Zammo, I'm the Maroon 5 dude.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)
Adam Levine is an awful cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:55, Reply)
Handsome cunt though.
Unlike Zammo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:56, Reply)
Ga-aaaaay

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:57, Reply)
What, so you don't/can't tell when a man is good looking?
How old are you, 13?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:58, Reply)
I'm not freefair

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:00, Reply)
That's right, freefair isn't universally derided and hated.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)
:(((((
I thought we were friends doz...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:05, Reply)
We were until you called me a bender.
You massive willy woofter.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:07, Reply)
I have rum.
When in need of comfort, I pretend I'm a pirate. It's a coping mechanism, shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)
You arr such a bender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)
when at the gym on the rowing machine
I sometimes put on seashanties on my MP3.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)

gym pier
rowing Postman Pat baby ride
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:55, Reply)
OMG!
I'm totally going to do that, now. NOt sure if there is anything like that on the pier round here, just a monkey with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:59, Reply)
A monkey...with tits?
*stiffens*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:00, Reply)

www.wincantoncameraclub.co.uk/gallery/Mumbles-monkey-business,-by-Brian-Ellard.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:00, Reply)
fuckin' 'ell I'm ginna have nightmares

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)
sexy nightmares

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)
Stop talking about nightmares!
I've had nightmares every night this week. I don't know what that's all about, but I've had enough.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:03, Reply)
you must confront the tit-monkey

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:05, Reply)
I'm not kidding. I'm starting to dread going to sleep.
Anyone would think I had something on my mind...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:09, Reply)
oh dear :(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:16, Reply)
She is well fit.
Yum.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)

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