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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Ha!I've finished work for the day and I'm going to the pub!
Beat that you Gaylords.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 17:47,
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Evening doll.I've applied for three jobs today. I rock.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 17:50,
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Cliff Richards less....Tell me about the jobs.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 17:52,
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One marketingone marketing/account management
one catalogue planner/compiler
I've heard back from one already, saying that they'll get back to me soon.
the agency I contacted the other week hadn't replied to me, so I called them and they basically said 'hang on, we're busy. We'll get back to you when we're good n ready'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 17:55,
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I'm going to the launderettearen't I the personification of cool?
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I like your little basement hovel.It's cute. I can't possibly imagine a piano in there though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 17:52,
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Had you not considereda Bontempi keyboard?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:03,
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It's a digital, to be fairI'd never get a proper one down the steps...
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You are my favouriteDot Cotton/Levi commercial crossover.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 17:54,
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I heard Nick Kamen shagged Dot Cotton.Apparently she was wearing a blonde wig and he thought it was Madonna.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 17:56,
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Madonna has a fishy mingeLike a sturgeon lolz.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:02,
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Which roughlyTranslates to, 'Gaylord'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 17:56,
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I'm meeting up with your mum later on for non holds barred hot sex !!Your dads gonna this time and all
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 17:55,
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Don't do her up the Gaddapparently Monty's been tehre already today.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 17:57,
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He's the only man I've ever loved(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:08,
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I've been in The Shooting Star since 5:15They do a chicken breast stuffed with black pudding and wrapped in bacon that's to die for.
Had a technical interview which got me through to being interviewed by the CTO and the Dev manager and they happy for me to see HR. Sadly HR couldn't fit me in today so I have to do a phone interview tomorrow. Woo!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 17:57,
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I hate you.And anyone else who's had jobsearch success.
Cunts, the lot of you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 17:59,
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Yeah, but you look like a snake-hipped bender.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:02,
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Good luck.I felt my interview yesterday went well; now I'm just waiting for a phone call.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:18,
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Ta. And to you.I'd be taking a massive paycut, but fuck it, I need something. This seems like a nice place to work and it's in the middle of town so I'll not be stuck on a trading estate miles from anywhere for the first time in years.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:25,
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I'll be getting a massive pay riseHope this helps!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:09,
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It does, thanks!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:49,
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bendoids.I swear, I have never been as good looking as I am right now.
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That's nothing, Jeff.I finished work in June last year and I've been in the pub ever since.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:23,
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You win.Fingers crossed about the job mate.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:34,
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Cheers.I have a reasonable feeling about it but I'm not raising my hopes.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:58,
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I'm eating 90% cocoa chocolateand watching quizshows. It barely counts as chocolate really.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 18:25,
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In other news, my latest Last.fm friend is a 70 year old guy from Gorseinon.We have a lot of music in common and he digs my radio station.
I dunno whether to be chuffed or embarrassed.
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you should always be embarrasedparticularly about your lack of knowledge regarding personal tax allowances
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:21,
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gorseinon?near swansea? Weird
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:21,
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I didn't think internet had got that farhe's probably hiding from the locals with pitchforks who think it's witchcraft
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:25,
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He'd never heard Galaxie 500 before he tuned in to radio Dozer.We've all done it.
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Evenin' allnot been around today, so who's been stepped, banned or had a bertdown?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:19,
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Oh man the hammer is going to hit her so hard she'll wake up on the Isle of Lundy(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:27,
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Can you also please ban Battered for being such a pompous arse?Sometimes I swear he thinks he run ting round here.
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I am trying to stop my face being inside outafter a testing sip of sourz skittles vodka. mmmmm. There is nothing so great as a green drink that has an orange head.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:21,
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stick a finger up your arse and try to fart(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:24,
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*POP*cheers, that did the trick
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:25,
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OFFICAL THE APPRENTISE UK 2012 SUBTHREAD RIGHT HERE.Who's looking forward to it? Bore off all you "It's fuck all to do with buisness" psudo-interlectual types, talking as if they're the only one to think that. It's entertaining watching someone with a big ego make themselves unemployable for life.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:25,
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I like it and hate it in equal measuresMy wife knows Tom who won last year, his sister is a fucking dick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:25,
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It's fun to get fustrated at people on the telly, it gets the right mix.Doesn't supprise me that people on that show are dicks in real life.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:54,
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Never really watched it.I caught some of an episode a while back and was of the opinion that all the contestants were utter wankers.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:32,
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I have never watched it and am always surprised when people I respect the opinion of like it. I just imagine it to be a bit like big brother but with suits
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:42,
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Well, my day's been a roundhouse to the nuts.A clusterfuck of my own devising. So I'm getting drunk and playing an online game.
Note to interested parties: if exes appear to hate you, chances are they probably do.
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Kroney, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:40,
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This is a question which many people have been asking me.I just do.
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Kroney, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:45,
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You are a girl?Because you sound like a little bitch
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:47,
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ooh, that's the kind of thing I say.Does that mean I'm a bent spastic as well?
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Then try not to.Giving a fuck isn't going to get you anywhere, is it?
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ice cream, vodkaloud music, one night stand
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:48,
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ain't nothing but mammals(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:50,
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I don't have a limit on numbers(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:50,
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I draw the lineat making extra orifices. Definitely
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:53,
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Remember Tim Westwood's advice "Wrap it up, before you slap it up"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:51,
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I like how just thinking about tim westward works as a contraceptive
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:52,
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No, she's talking about the DJ that only ever faces the setting sun(
Kroney, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:58,
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I bought Auchentoshan on Friday.Might have some with lemonade later.
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topped up with some auto-asphixiationYou Tory scum
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:53,
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You are confusing me with Battered.He's the midget Zammo, I'm the Maroon 5 dude.
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What, so you don't/can't tell when a man is good looking?How old are you, 13?
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I have rum. When in need of comfort, I pretend I'm a pirate. It's a coping mechanism, shut up.
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Kroney, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:53,
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when at the gym on the rowing machineI sometimes put on seashanties on my MP3.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:54,
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OMG!I'm totally going to do that, now. NOt sure if there is anything like that on the pier round here, just a monkey with tits
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:59,
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www.wincantoncameraclub.co.uk/gallery/Mumbles-monkey-business,-by-Brian-Ellard.jpg
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:00,
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Stop talking about nightmares!I've had nightmares every night this week. I don't know what that's all about, but I've had enough.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:03,
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you must confront the tit-monkey(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:05,
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I'm not kidding. I'm starting to dread going to sleep.Anyone would think I had something on my mind...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:09,
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You could top yourself if it all gets too much.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:51,
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I'm really more of the drinking and moping type.If I go and top myself, I will just look like an even bigger, softer cunt.
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Kroney, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:52,
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I bet you even sing along to Nickelbacks breakthrough single 'How you remind me' whilst you cry yourself to sleep(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:07,
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I'm too old for that.I'm of the "Everybody Hurts" generation.
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Kroney, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:11,
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Time is a great healer Kroney, don't piss your life away, you've got so much to live for ... srs though have you tried skag yet? I got liquid morphine as an unofficial christmas present and that shit was the business
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:15,
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I thought I'd have a go on crystal methI hear it's slimming.
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Kroney, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:21,
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Fuck you, you great bender.It was a song joke.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:17,
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A song joke perhaps, but not one about the same song.So yeah, you ruined it.
Well done.
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I'm all for insulting past regulars, that'll learn them to leave and have lives and shit(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:16,
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That's why I did it.My bitterness has made my soul shrivel up to the size of a winkle.
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I think my life is over.I've just watched Eastenders for two nights running.
Kill me. Kill me now.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:01,
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Pat Butcher's dead, Kroney.Much like this meme.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:07,
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I love this meme.I was there when I saw it born, I never thought I'd be there to see it die.
:'(
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I love the meme, too.It's such a shame it didn't catch on. The flame that burns the brightest etc
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Kroney, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:11,
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You're using it wrong.If I'd said "to my eternal shame" for example, then you'd have been bang on.
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Kroney, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:16,
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:(that's where the nightmares are coming from
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:08,
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