I shall be, and indeed already have been,
discussing how I got trapped between two obese sweat creatures on the train this morning and have no body to blame but myself. They were sat on a three seat row with bags on the seat between them to stop anyone else sitting there. So I made them move them for me. One of them actually glared at me and said 'for fucks sake' and didn't move them until they realised I wasn't going to stop glaring back until they did.


The brief feeling of satisfaction wasn't really worth the next 30 minutes of having fat thighs rubbing up against me on both sides.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:15, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

"...but enough about my wife"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:16, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:19, Reply)

you just made my mate choke on his water laughing that hard.
well done.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)

big fan of the 1970's working men's club comedy scene eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Woo hoo!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Oi! Tell your non-contributing mate to sign up or ship off...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:49, Reply)