No lies
Leia's birthday cake, its a moist fruit cake made by the wife's stepmum who I like. Plenty of marzipan and pink and purple icing.

I sleep on the floor a lot these days
( Peej, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:33, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

why are you sleeping on the floor?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)

He keeps having sex with the oven glove

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:36, Reply)

The sofa got boring, I suspect.

( Kroney, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:37, Reply)

sofa so good!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:39, Reply)

pretty suite pun dude!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Ooof! With nothing to cushion the blow.
Alright lovelyface? *panders*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Alright love?
Not too bad darlin'. Hope all is well with you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Things aren't great, but they'll settle down soon enough.
How's this semester treating you?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Hope they do.
Stress and worry but the weather is picking up which will make a world of difference!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)

settee down everyone

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:41, Reply)

you should be chaised out of town for that

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Your plan is clearly floored
I mean, who will be king geek if he leaves?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:43, Reply)

When I lived in Greenford there was (and maybe still is) a shop called Sofa King
with a poster in the window that read "Our Prices are Sofa King Low!"
( Peej, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:45, Reply)

they had to change that, i saw it on the news

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)

A longue way away?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:44, Reply)

In his DFS, this is a pun sub-thread.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Cos things aren't so good with the oven glove
I would sleep on the sofa but the youngun is still waking in the night and so I sleep on her floor so I am on hand to feed/shake her
( Peej, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Emilio Estevez, Kiefer Sutherland, Lou Diamond Phillips, Charlie Sheen, Dermot Mulroney and Casey Siemaszko,
keep waking in the night?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Each night I go to bed
I pray the Lord my glove to keep
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Keep reminding her that she's in a restricted market for upgrading the kids to a new daddy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:49, Reply)

By choice?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:36, Reply)

i had a row with my mrs last night too man, its definitely over now
too much water under the bridge and that

right now i just want to get very drunk, wake up next to an unattractive girl i don't know and will never see again and then just carry on like everything's ok
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Is that your way of saying she pisses herself a lot?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:37, Reply)

trust you to pick on me when i'm having a tough time
i didn't come here for this you know
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:39, Reply)