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No alcohol for me until wednesday,
Maybe not enough cash to even buy fags :'(
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PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:18,
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Try bumming fags then
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:19,
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Nah, I've got "emergency tobacco" which is shitty tobacco that tastes shit
and I've got loads of nicorrette gum stuff.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:21,
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I was simply calling you a gaybo
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:21,
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I was rising above it.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:22,
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Then lowering yourself back onto its tip
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:23,
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I feel genuinely sick now.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:28,
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\o/
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:29,
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He did , but it was difficult to draw on them with his sphincter muscles
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:21,
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those travleodge bills really add up when the house whale you take orders three puddings
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:20,
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Phone bill from when I was in Malaysia was a bitch,
17p to recieve a text. £4.50 a mb of data :(
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PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:22,
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I was in Switzlerand and thought "won'tt it be fun to see how far I've snowboarded today"
So left a tracking app on all day...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:24,
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How much did that set you back?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:24,
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Total phone bill was about a ton
so coulkd have been worse
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:26,
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Yeah, you could have loaded a spelling app
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:27,
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hahahahah
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:28,
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I kept data off most the time,
but when lost in Kuala Lumpur at 10:30 turning on GPS shouldn't cost too much right???
Would have been cheaper to get a taxi.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:25,
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Kuala Lumpur always reminds me of the Bee guy in The Simpsons
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:26,
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I thought that yesterday.
Then I realised I had money in my other account. I'm not buying food until Monday but I will go through bare fags.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:20,
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Pardon?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:21,
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I thought I was skint.
Then I remembered I have several hundred pounds in my other account, so will not need to go without cigarettes. However I am trying to live off the food I currently have in the house until Monday, and will aim to not purchase any more in that time.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:26,
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Aha. Why didn't you say so before?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:29,
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Man is stressed doing work and can't help gassin' right now.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:30,
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Auschwitz lolz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:32,
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I suspect that depite all your Yout-speak
You sound like Brian Sewell IRL
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:32,
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It's yoot bruv.
I can talk well posh if the situation requires it, but naturally I sound like a bog standard sarf Londoner (which is bare cool, for the record). Me and my mates just used street talk for a laugh and it's accidentally sunk into our every day vocabulary now, get me.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:37,
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Innit*
*I believe this means something to you youngsters.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:40,
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What is quite funny is my housemate from Burnley now saying stuff like "are you dizzy fam" in his Lancaster drawl.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:44,
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